Kiss a bald dude's head for 1 billion or slap it for 500 million dollars

[Raymann]

Honestly, I feel pity for the bald dude who is being used for this experiment.
Wet head or red head.
Not to count the monetary loss.

Honestly, I feel pity for the bald dude who is being used for this experiment.
Wet head or red head.
Not to count the monetary loss.

Still... Slap.
Now give me my money...

 

[NotaNuffian]

He didn’t say which head…

Dude, I thought of that before hitting send and thought that no one would be that dumb.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Dude, I thought of that before hitting send and thought that no one would be that dumb.

A billion dollars is a billion dollars though.

I pick slap, kiss for me are worth more than 500 million.

 

[RepresentingPride]

Can I kiss him and then slap him for 1,5 billion?

 

[georgelee5786]

Slap it for 500m

 

[Deleted member 84247]

A billion dollars is a billion dollars though.

I pick slap, kiss for me are worth more than 500 million.

High maintenance smh

 

[TrashyCat]

I'd slap it just for the experience of it, that 500 million is just a bonus.

That shiny bald head do be making my paws itchy

 

[KrakenRiderEmma]

Slap. The experience of being the person who gave up 500 million in order to slap a bald dude's head (instead of kissing it) is easily worth 500 million.

Everyone will ask you why? Then you get to explain all your own stupid cringey thoughts about money, life, slapping, and baldness while everyone listens. Dream come true.

 

[Gryphon]

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Slap. The experience of being the person who gave up 500 million in order to slap a bald dude's head (instead of kissing it) is easily worth 500 million.

Everyone will ask you why? Then you get to explain all your own stupid cringey thoughts about money, life, slapping, and baldness while everyone listens. Dream come true.

Yea, but if you kiss a bald head you get to experience what it is like to kiss Squidward's head. Easily worth the 1billion, and he needs it. He is a sad clarinet player.

 

[J_Chemist]

1. Stay the fuck away from my head.

2. I pick option 2 because I'd just slap my own head and be rich.

 

[BearlyAlive]

Kissing foreheads is a sign of appreciation in some cultures. Same stuff but you don't even need to look at the face. Easiest billion in my life.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Here's a very easy scenario for you all.

I shall gladly do the former.

1. Stay the fuck away from my head.

2. I pick option 2 because I'd just slap my own head and be rich.

Come here!!!

 

[Succubiome]

Kiss, obviously.

I'd choose kiss over slap and potential harm in the first place... but even putting that aside, feel like some of you are seriously undervaluing 500 million dollars? 10k is potentially lifechanging amounts of money for people without much money, so you could wildly improve 50,000 people's lives for a single kiss to a bald head. Or 49,999 people, and spend 10k to slap another bald dude's head if you're so desperate to experience it, y'know?

IDK how billionaires just walk around with that much money and don't think of the ethical consequences of hoarding it... but I guess you don't become a billionaire by thinking about ethical consequences.

Even KrakenRiderEmma is undervaluing this, I think-- but at least she has good reasoning for the alternative.

 

[Sola-sama]

Kiss me on my other head and I'll give you...

20 bucks.

Imma be real with you chief, a billion dollar would destabilize my country's economy, so I'd rather not kiss or slap.

HOWEVER... 20 bucks is 20 bucks...

 

[Ellieporter]

Imma be real with you chief, a billion dollar would destabilize my country's economy, so I'd rather not kiss or slap.

HOWEVER... 20 bucks is 20 bucks...

Such a brave soul

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Do I get multiple billions if I kiss it multiple times? I'm pretty sure that would make me the richest person on Earth by now.

 

[georgelee5786]

Slap it for 500m

why do people find this funny?

Do I get multiple billions if I kiss it multiple times? I'm pretty sure that would make me the richest person on Earth by now.

for a split second there I thought you were dissing your husband.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

@SailusGebel how do I make it sexual with allergy?

In fact, @CupcakeNinja How do I make it sexual with allergy?

Well, I have a black cat that is allergic to cats. No. Not kidding. It's why I took him home from the shelter. No body would take him home.

So Aldin likes to sleep on top of my pillow at night. And sneeze. Blowing snot every where. I have a headboard protector because of him.

So now you have a story about an allergic pussy that likes to sleep on my head.

And no... I am not joking. this is Aldin.

He is void and formless, like any good cat should be.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

why do people find this funny?

It was the way you said it.

He is void and formless, like any food cat should be.

That is the sign of a good cat, bonus points if it is evil.