Kiss a bald dude's head for 1 billion or slap it for 500 million dollars

[Ellieporter]

Here's a very easy scenario for you all.

 

[Corty]

Baldies of SH, please form a line and receive my succulent lips on your heads!

We will go half and half!​

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I will pay to perforate it if it's Bezos

 

[NotaNuffian]

Baldies of SH, please form a line and receive my succulent lips on your heads!

We will go half and half!​

Kiss me on my other head and I'll give you...

20 bucks.

 

[GreenBlue17]

Here's a very easy scenario for you all.

All the baldies receive my kiss on your head.

 

[Rhaps]

I would not only kiss it, but take a bite out of it too.

 

[Corty]

Kiss me on my other head and I'll give you...

20 bucks.

I don't collect deer. Have no place to put them.

 

[NotaNuffian]

I don't collect deer. Have no place to put them.

Don't worry, you'll have place for my cock.

It is very small.

*Sniff* It is very small.

 

[Corty]

Don't worry, you'll have place for my cock.

It is very small.

*Sniff* It is very small.

That is why it's called a pecker? But, no, I no longer pet farm animals; I have... allergies. And stuff.

 

[NotaNuffian]

That is why it's called a pecker? But, no, I no longer pet farm animals; I have... allergies. And stuff.

@SailusGebel how do I make it sexual with allergy?

In fact, @CupcakeNinja How do I make it sexual with allergy?

 

[Corty]

@SailusGebel how do I make it sexual with allergy?

In fact, @CupcakeNinja How do I make it sexual with allergy?

Just say you like it when someone finally has a chance to gag on it for real.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

@SailusGebel how do I make it sexual with allergy?

At first you asked the wrong person, but you quickly rehabilitated. Good job.

 

[Lloyd]

Can I pick the bald dude?

 

[dummycake]

I always wondered what they tasted like

 

[NotaNuffian]

I always wondered what they tasted like

Run your hand through your hair and lick it.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I'm kissing a bald dude's head.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

I'm kissing a bald dude's head.

Did you get your billion? Or is it some charity work?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Did you get your billion? Or is it some charity work?

Both.

 

[dummycake]

Run your hand through your hair and lick it.

tastes like my hand

 

[AnonUnlimited]

He didn’t say which head…