Kill or spare?

Would you

  • Kill

    Votes: 8 57.1%
  • Spare

    Votes: 6 42.9%

  • Total voters
    14

NotaNuffian

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Here's a dumb fucking question.

An AYM just popped into your town and is gunning people down for fun.

Dude's about to kill your precious *insert something or someone*, and you managed to subdue him.

He pleads for his life obviously and things can go both ways; you kill him, high chance his fuckwit of a family/ elder comes fuck you upside down or spare him and definitely his fuckwit of a family/ elder comes fuck you upside down.

I lied about the both ways.
 

NotaNuffian

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I will spare @AYM. He might be a shitty brat, but he's good people.
Finally. Someone spoke out.
Spare so I can take them all out.
Yeah, I knew someone would say that and since most CNs and BS are like "kill the young and come the old", it is predictable.
Spare, but fate worst than death.
Kill it slowly with fire.
Like both your thoughts, but on a crunch time. You can capture the AYM and torture him all you want or cripple him, the old cunts are coming.




FYI, I asked this question because JP doesn't seem to learn.
 

Alski

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Like both your thoughts, but on a crunch time. You can capture the AYM and torture him all you want or cripple him, the old cunts are coming.
You are fucked either way, may aswell make him regret it while you end him.
 

JayMark

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Here's a dumb fucking question.

An AYM just popped into your town and is gunning people down for fun.

Dude's about to kill your precious *insert something or someone*, and you managed to subdue him.

He pleads for his life obviously and things can go both ways; you kill him, high chance his fuckwit of a family/ elder comes fuck you upside down or spare him and definitely his fuckwit of a family/ elder comes fuck you upside down.

I lied about the both ways.
I will fart on his face. A big steaming wet messy fart that lasts for five hours. He won't survive with any flesh left on his skull.
 

NotaNuffian

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Nah, not torture...
Take an arm, one leg, one eye, tongue, castration, cripple the cultivation, cauterise the wounds with fire.

It will literally take no time at all.
crippling is not torture.

are you friends with the author who said "rape isn't bad if the woman likes it"?

First, I will name him Bill.

Then, I will Kill Bill.
I will fart on his face. A big steaming wet messy fart that lasts for five hours. He won't survive with any flesh left on his skull.

 

Juia_Darkcrest

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I have no idea what an AYM is... but you don't let your enemies have a 2nd shot at you. Better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6 and all that...
 

CinnaSloth

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Listen. Mr big bad comes along acting like he owns the place, I'm the one who's supposedly going to make sure he knows, he doesn't.
Not because I particularly care. You say they're going to "kill my precious something", which I find a lie cause I hold nothing precious, but I'll pretend, and go along. I subdue him. I've done far more, for far less. War is war, but I'm supposin' I'm the sheriff of these parts.

I make him dig. He digs. He wants to run his mouth. I take his leg. I'll dig it myself. Bury him neck deep in an ant hill, and wait.

His family wants to come dig him out, that's their problem. I'll rent them the shovel. They're welcome to leave in peace. If they want to continue the war, acting like they own the place. I'm going to have to show them, they don't. I subdue. I make them dig--
 
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First, I get out of bed and get dressed. Next, I go into my nuclear missile silo and launch it on another country that has nuclear arms. Then, everything goes to shit, and everyone in the world dies. Next question?
 
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