Here is a very short random (un)meaningful story:
6.25235 mega years ago a tree sprouted from concrete, everyone was VERY VERY SAD that a tree had grown in solid concrete.
Nobody in the town of [ALFdaw] wanted to take this very normal happy tree out from the concrete because everyone was too lazy.
So they hired a magician by the name of [A3fqo]. But fortunately for the people of the town, the magician had scammed everyone and simply went off to sleep in her college dorm room.
A person in the town of [ALFdaw] decided, "well the tree aint gonna cut itself." and he then proceeded to cut the tree with three karate hand chops.
Every was now happy, because the tree was now sad and gone and not growing in concrete anymore.
In reality, what happened was that when the man went off karate chop the tree, the tree suddenly sprouted some legs and kicked him in the neck with soft repeated slaps from its [ E p i c ] stand named Bingus. After that the tree then walked away saying, "yare yare daze."
But still, everyone was now happy, and that's all that really mattered to them.
The end.