I've been inspired, so let's play a game. It's either stupid or just something to make boredom away.

[MyukiMruieast]

Make a weird/twisted/crazy/silly story that's only two sentences long.

I won't go first, you take the lead. I didn't prepare enough and just want to see.

 

[ABCGUY]

I was going to the store. There was a yandere waiting for me.

 

[MyukiMruieast]

I was going to the store. There was a yandere waiting for me.

:)

 

[Deleted member 22388]

On an evening walk beside the many huge statues of well known figures in the huge mountain forest, I see an old lady within the many crowd with her clothes shaping like broken back like the llama as she is now strangling a stranger by the neck wildly and what my observation tells me is the grandma is being affectionate to her bulky-arse protagonist kid. Nothing was out of ordinary as many beings like myself wouldn't call this human kindness and strange of act but "oh well she just sprayed the minatour's small eyes and took his precious treasure," running as a hag behind the agony tiers of spice-ness to the nearby questionable stop-merchant.

Edit; Made it longer, have fun trying to understand :D

 

[ABCGUY]

On an evening walk beside the many statues of well known figures in the huge forest, I see an old lady who had her back broken as she is strangling a stranger by the neck and what my observation tells me is the grandma is kind to her bulky-arse protagonist kid. Nothing was out of ordinary as many beings like myself wouldn't call this human kindness and strange of act but "oh well she just sprayed the minatour's small eyes and took his precious treasure," running as a hag behind the agony tiers of spice-ness to nearby stop-shop.

What?

 

[MyukiMruieast]

On an evening walk beside the many statues of well known figures in the huge forest, I see an old lady who had her back broken as she is strangling a stranger by the neck and what my observation tells me is the grandma is kind to her bulky-arse protagonist kid. Nothing was out of ordinary as many beings like myself wouldn't call this human kindness and strange of act but "oh well she just sprayed the minatour's small eyes and took his precious treasure," running as a hag behind the agony tiers of spice-ness to nearby stop-shop.

What?

 

[Deleted member 22388]

What?

What?

Its 2 long sentence :(
Ah.. does it not make any sense?

 

[ABCGUY]

Its 2 long sentence :(
Ah.. does it not make any sense?

Yes

 

[Amok]

Molchevik burst apart into thousands of polychromatic worms, all of them squirming and wriggling over the terrazo floor as they keened most horribly, the cacophony sounding like a cross between a horde of cicadas and tortured kittens. Belshani smacked her lips as she popped the first squirming morsel into her gullet, for what a grand feast this was!

 

[SakeVision]

My anime waifu came out of the screen and then stabbed me over and over again. As my blood kept splattering all over the place, with every subsequent stab, I found myself slowly turning into her, and then we engaged in selfcest.

 

[2021]

Find the gay person of SH, hint they can also be someone who’ll fuck anything

 

[ABCGUY]

Find the gay person of SH, hint they can also be someone who’ll fuck anything

Its TheDylanDrakes

 

[InceTagn]

It started with a bang in the middle of the night as I received a message from my girlfriend. I opened the message and saw a sex tape with a woman that looked just like her, feeling relief in the fact that it was her father and not me who was being Ntr'Ed.