Is Jesus a vampire or a zombie?

[RepresentingCaution]

Someone watched Midnight Mass

My ex hated that

 

[TheTrinary]

My ex hated that

It's for the best. You shouldn't date anyone who hates art.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

It's for the best. You shouldn't date anyone who hates art.

Absolutely! He was very vocal about criticising stuff he didn't like. I just wanted him to shut up and let me enjoy it. He was obsessed with watching movies, and I didn't want to watch one every fucking night. Like, dude, if you're going to force me to sit through this, don't ruin my evening be complaining every five seconds.

 

[LilTV1155]

Hmm...
I do recall a something about the wine and bread things.

I would dare say he is both. Maybe closer to a ghoul. Vampire make the closet sense though.

Easy to gather followers.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Hmm...
I do recall a something about the wine and bread things.

I would dare say he is both. Maybe closer to a ghoul. Vampire make the closet sense though.

Easy to gather followers.

Maybe a hybrid with super powers!

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

What if one of the X chromosomes broke and became a Y?

That'd make him intersex since even if it functioned like a Y chromosome, it would still be more similar to an X.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

That'd make him intersex since even if it functioned like a Y chromosome, it would still be more similar to an X.

I suppose so:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XX_male_syndrome#:~:text=XX%20male%20syndrome%2C%20also%20known,that%20can%20vary%20among%20cases.

 

[LilTV1155]

Maybe a hybrid with super powers!

Yeah. Well he is a demigod. Son of god.
So . . . . . . actually, I think the closet monster that would fit the description of hybrid features would be a demon. Something stronger than an archdevil. Big influence can easily corrupt. From fanatics to downright lunatics. Perhaps?