Why is bestiality wrong if we used to be like them? /s
Here is a
Bulgarian joke:
A famous journalist decided to write an article about the mountain shepherds daily life who took their sheep higher in the mountains from Spring till early Winter sustaining themselves with the means that they procure from nature.
So he joined them and went high up in the wilderness of tallest mountain.
Months passed and he started to feel itchy being with the company of men only. One night at the camp fire he asked
"What do you guys do when you feel the need for a woman?"
"You just pick up a sheep from the herd and do your best".
One of the shepherds replied shrugging his shoulders
"Eeew really?"
"Sure go for it mr journalist"
The journalist thought about but he was feeling horny for some time. He stood up and grabbed a random sheep
Ahahaha
Baghahahaha
Hohoho
"Hey guys you said you do this too but now you're laughing at me?"
"Ahah ....you ..hahha from all the sheep you picked the ugliest ..."