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RepresentingCaution

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Husband wants me to buy more instruments for the kid. We already have a xylophone, kazoos, recorders, a metal drum, and I'm looking for a harmonica. Suggestions?
 

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a mouth organ would be fairly well if you are confident it won't be a choking hazard. other than that, you can give him a string instrument.
 

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The potty is also a musical instrument, and so is this . . .
 

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The only instruments a true man needs are his brain, his hands and Hammer3000(TM). In fact, the former two are more of an option, but your boy needs Hammer3000(TM)! Get one now and you will receive Nails1000 as a bonus!
 

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Isn't it noisy enough for you guys? Why add more
There will be noise whether we like it or not. Real instruments should help with brain development and eventually sound pleasant. Husband likes playing music a lot, but I like quiet for concentration, and I will soon be moving my desk into a room that has a separate entrance from the rest of the house, so it will be mostly his problem anyway.
 
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