Inside of you there are two dragons

[CupcakeNinja]

Both of them are Bad Dragons~~~

you filthy whore.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

One is homophobic
And the other is "straight"

 

[Tyranomaster]

One demands I finish my current story before writing a new one.

The other tells me to start writing other stories in addition to the current one, and assures me that it won't cause problems.

 

[TransCatGirl]

One lives in my stomach.
Other other swims around in my blood

I don't think this is healthy.

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

One is floofy, and the other is nin-ja!!!~

✨️˝/\__/\˝✨️
✨️(❀≽ᆺ≼)✨️
˝/\˝/⊃˙˙˙˙˙\づ~~~~~✧

 

[Gryphon]

Cringe
Edgy
I got the worst of both worlds.

 

[RiaCorvidiva]

One of them is a crow.
The other is a dragon.

They're both coming for your shinies.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

One is the motherly one who wants to protect her baby and give it lots of attention and love.
The other is the person you were before you had a baby who can't hear herself think anymore and sometimes gets angry and screams to make herself heard.

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

One can read and write in 300 dead languages but cannot understand speech.
The other is indistinct and shrouded in a billowing cloud of purply miasma.

 

[Kenjona]

One is Napping.

The other one.
Thwack!
Is napping also.

 

[ZukoMee]

One is a toothless and aggressive vegan

The other is enjoying a New York Strip steak.

 

[BlackKnightX]

Inside of you there are two dragons

Wait, wha—? How'd they get in there!?

 

[Deleted member 68927]

One is Angry Fire At Random.
The Other One is called Spiridan. I have no idea how to call the pills which I take to keep calm. No idea if they are antidepressants, or something for anger management, or anti-panic attack pills. So I just call the second dragon, who robs me of dopamine and keeps me so calm, that I thrive in a call center, by name.

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

One is Haughty and Overbearing
The other one is Arrogant and Egotistical

Dragons are creature of Pride and no matter how they may differ, they wont accept being sealed ! Not with another dragon who might be its equal !

Especially not when theyre stuck inside a suppssedly weakling human body that is considered weak and lower than prideful creature like dragon.

 

[RavenRunes]

one is my daughter
one is my other daughter.

I'm a dragon

 

[ThrillingHuman]

One is a fried baby drake.
The other is chinese dragon under lavender sauce.

Yes, I am being a guest at my homegirl Daji's. How did you know?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Both of them are Bad Dragons~~~

I should not have searched that.

 

[fluffypie374]

One is in the heart.
The other is below.

 

[AYM]

I should not have searched that.

Bad Dragon is a distant relative @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian pretends does not exist at family reunions ??