In search of a victim

[Conqueror_Quack]

*gives you the sharp knife set*

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[sleepandeatallday]

If a depressed person applies to be a victim, does it count as seppuku?

I guess not cause I'm burying you and not using a sword. Also since it's me burying you, it counts as a murder... while seppuku is ritualistic death that samurais do... most important question... are you a samurai?

I might not have sword to offer you but here's a knife set! *gives you the knives*

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Remember, the SHF Supreme Court is always open to receive cases...including serial killer ones.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Remember, the SHF Supreme Court is always open to receive cases...including serial killer ones.

Duly noted, however it shouldn't be a problem if the victim themselves offered to apply.

Btw here's your knife set! :3
*gives you a set of knives*

 

[donutfan]

I guess not cause I'm burying you and not using a sword. Also since it's me burying you, it counts as a murder... while seppuku is ritualistic death that samurais do... most important question... are you a samurai?

I might not have sword to offer you but here's a knife set! *gives you the knives*

Now that I have the knives, I apply to be the victim.

DO NOT ask for the knives back, or question what I might do with them in the case that someone decide to try and stab me.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Now that I have the knives, I apply to be the victim.

DO NOT ask for the knives back, or question what I might do with them in the case that someone decide to try and stab me.

alright then!
oki! Here's the avatar

let's match then for the weekend!

 

[Nevafrost]

I need my set of sharp knives-nyaaa

 

[sleepandeatallday]

I need my set of sharp knives-nyaaa

here you go!~ *gives you a set*

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

@Azure_Fog and @Fox-Trot-9 thoughts on stabby stab stab stab?

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

@Azure_Fog and @Fox-Trot-9 thoughts on stabby stab stab stab?

Hahahahahaha! Mayyyyyybe!

*sees victim*

Now that I have the knives, I apply to be the victim.

DO NOT ask for the knives back, or question what I might do with them in the case that someone decide to try and stab me.

*stabs* Sorry, no hard feelings, just felt the urge to do it!

 

[donutfan]

Hahahahahaha! Mayyyyyybe!

*sees victim*


*stabs* Sorry, no hard feelings, just felt the urge to do it!

*stabs you back as I fall to the ground*
I am a huge fan of Hamlet!

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

*stabs you back as I fall to the ground*
I am a huge fan of Hamlet!

*comes up from the ground and butt-stabs you* There!

 

[Azure_Fog]

I have been summoned~ hello once more…

Ahem, ladies and gentleman, as you can see from my avi, I have decided to be a serial killer ever since I found this amazing profile pic while scrolling the internet!

However what is it that every serial killer requires!? Yes, a weapon, preferably a knife or chainsaw, but that's not case here.
Actually, what I require is a victim! Yes, a victim! You see, this avi comes with a pair!

So is there anyone volunteering to be the victim to match my serial killer avatar?

Requirements:
1) must change to this avi
2) must be willing to be randomly stabbed :3

that's it! As easy as that.

Salary: Eternal peace and slumber(?) and free grave.

Interested candidates may apply below! First come first serve!! :3

Edit: Can't stab cows.... so must not be a cow... QAQ sorry @JayMark maybe in next life.

hmhm~ you’re interesting one. However, why ask for victims when you’re already surrounded by them~

Go on a killing spree. Wipe out the pitiful existence of an entire multiverse for the fun of it. Bathe in the blood of your enemies. Kill and kill, stab and stab until there’s no one left. Hehehe~

You are a serial killer, right~? It’s no fun to have only one victim. (Unless it’s a daikon) (named Danny) (ignore I still have many uncountable other victims)

shhh you can never have enough knives and you can always use them to stab your enemies! oh... maybe cook with them too if you want... cut fruits and stuff.

Mhmh true very true. Try cooking your victims sometime~ they can be very tasty~

As for a weapon, I can recommend ice. It melts away and will not leave a weapon behind. Very safe, trust me.

Ice? Ice? Ice is nice but not if it melts away. You’ll dilute the precious blood!!!

And besides~ who cares about leaving a weapon behind? Just make another one~ then jf anyone finds the corose and chases after you it’s free victim delivery!!

…Please ignore that typically my victims are erased from existence so thoroughly that they are erased from causality, including any and all alternate versions if themselves in any multiverse, in any timeline, anywhere. BUT!! If I did leave a copy of my precious Scarlet Apple behind… it would break the minds of any puny mortal that dared gaze upon it and turn them into an eldritch abomination that cause fractures in reality. Far better than ice, you know~

Now, a blade made from super compact ice at absolute zero may have some applications… but~ ice isn’t my specialty. Even if I’m better tgan anyone I’ve met at manipulating it.

Right! It's a good choice of weapon! I watched a very traumatic movie where the serial killer dies from an icicle! left not a trace!

Btw here *gives you a set of knives*

Icicles would leave a trace!! The perfectly good and yummy blood would be DILUTED! UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Also canI have a set of knives~? Please try to make sure they can withstand my presence…

@Azure_Fog and @Fox-Trot-9 thoughts on stabby stab stab stab?

Which part of stabbing~ the entry? The exit? The wound? The choice if victim?

The answer of course varies on the user… mine are perfect~ Obviously. But our newbie serial killer, is yet to stab anyone. I shall watch with interest.

*stabs you back as I fall to the ground*
I am a huge fan of Hamlet!

Feisty one~ Seeing as you’re new to being stabbed, I’ll let you off lightly this time…

Spoiler: stabbing (contains consumption of organs)

*teleports behind*
*stabs through heart*
*teleports to front*
*slices your beating heart out*
*eats it*
Thanks for the meal~
*licks fingers*

 

[LuoirM]

I have been summoned~ hello once more…

hmhm~ you’re interesting one. However, why ask for victims when you’re already surrounded by them~

Go on a killing spree. Wipe out the pitiful existence of an entire multiverse for the fun of it. Bathe in the blood of your enemies. Kill and kill, stab and stab until there’s no one left. Hehehe~

You are a serial killer, right~? It’s no fun to have only one victim. (Unless it’s a daikon) (named Danny) (ignore I still have many uncountable other victims)

Mhmh true very true. Try cooking your victims sometime~ they can be very tasty~

Ice? Ice? Ice is nice but not if it melts away. You’ll dilute the precious blood!!!

And besides~ who cares about leaving a weapon behind? Just make another one~ then jf anyone finds the corose and chases after you it’s free victim delivery!!

…Please ignore that typically my victims are erased from existence so thoroughly that they are erased from causality, including any and all alternate versions if themselves in any multiverse, in any timeline, anywhere. BUT!! If I did leave a copy of my precious Scarlet Apple behind… it would break the minds of any puny mortal that dared gaze upon it and turn them into an eldritch abomination that cause fractures in reality. Far better than ice, you know~

Now, a blade made from super compact ice at absolute zero may have some applications… but~ ice isn’t my specialty. Even if I’m better tgan anyone I’ve met at manipulating it.

Icicles would leave a trace!! The perfectly good and yummy blood would be DILUTED! UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Also canI have a set of knives~? Please try to make sure they can withstand my presence…

Which part of stabbing~ the entry? The exit? The wound? The choice if victim?

The answer of course varies on the user… mine are perfect~ Obviously. But our newbie serial killer, is yet to stab anyone. I shall watch with interest.

Feisty one~ Seeing as you’re new to being stabbed, I’ll let you off lightly this time…

Spoiler: stabbing (contains consumption of organs)

*teleports behind*
*stabs through heart*
*teleports to front*
*slices your beating heart out*
*eats it*
Thanks for the meal~
*licks fingers*

where the fuck have u been

 

[Alski]

3 days should suffice!
*gets down on one knee*
Oh glorious cow, no wait..... I'm a Hindu... I can't stab cows sorry... QAQ
My grandma would kill me if I stabbed cows. Sorry, I'd have to refuse. But here, some free knives for you...
*gives you a set of knives*

Not even ritual sacrifice?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Not even ritual sacrifice?

Ancient Vedic Hindus have done such things but modern day Hinduism prohibits it.

 

[Azure_Fog]

where the fuck have u been

Ive been around wiping some places off yhe face of existence. You know, average Eldritch horror stuff~

(ooc)
For a serious answer, Ive been around. I check the forums every so often but I don’t really have any connection to here besides SHHS which hasn’t been active. Also just haven’t been around scribblehub as much, but I might try my hand at writing again now that I’ve improved a bit at writing. (Well, I hope at least. Looking at my old writing makes me want to die inside)

also, Danny left the forums so the person I liked best is now gone. If you ever need to contact me I’ll respond eventually, but if you want a faster response itd be better to contact me through DMs on scribblehub rather than the forums.

anyways nice to see you again Luoir

 

[LuoirM]

Ive been around wiping some places off yhe face of existence. You know, average Eldritch horror stuff~

(ooc)
For a serious answer, Ive been around. I check the forums every so often but I don’t really have any connection to here besides SHHS which hasn’t been active. Also just haven’t been around scribblehub as much, but I might try my hand at writing again now that I’ve improved a bit at writing. (Well, I hope at least. Looking at my old writing makes me want to die inside)

also, Danny left the forums so the person I liked best is now gone. If you ever need to contact me I’ll respond eventually, but if you want a faster response itd be better to contact me through DMs on scribblehub rather than the forums.

anyways nice to see you again Luoir

Cool, welcome, random intrusion of the OP post but here's an Vampire OC artwork of my girlfriend cus I remember u like vampies

Spoiler: Serena

 

[Azure_Fog]

Cool, welcome, random intrusion of the OP post but here's an Vampire OC artwork of my girlfriend cus I remember u like vampies

Spoiler: Serena

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Interesting interesting~
I prefer the gothic style of vampires personally, but still cool

 

[LuoirM]

Interesting interesting~
I prefer the gothic style of vampires personally, but still cool

See you in 3 months, babe.