In search of a victim

[sleepandeatallday]

Ahem, ladies and gentleman, as you can see from my avi, I have decided to be a serial killer ever since I found this amazing profile pic while scrolling the internet!

However what is it that every serial killer requires!? Yes, a weapon, preferably a knife or chainsaw, but that's not case here.
Actually, what I require is a victim! Yes, a victim! You see, this avi comes with a pair!

So is there anyone volunteering to be the victim to match my serial killer avatar?

Requirements:
1) must change to this avi
2) must be willing to be randomly stabbed :3

that's it! As easy as that.

Salary: Eternal peace and slumber(?) and free grave.

Interested candidates may apply below! First come first serve!! :3

Edit: Can't stab cows.... so must not be a cow... QAQ sorry @JayMark maybe in next life.

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

Sorry, I already have one Yandere stabby person in my life @pangmida. I don't need another.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Sorry, I already have one Yandere stabby person in my life @pangmida. I don't need another.

*nods* It's ok! I believe with how unhinged this site is, someone will apply :3
Here *gives you a complimentary knife set for good pr* First 13 persons gets free knives!

 

[JayMark]

Seeing as I've already been stabbed in the back four times today by a supposed 'friend' I have much experience for this position and might take you up on the offer should you accept it. I'm a shape shifter, so you have to specify the length of time I'll be required for pin cushion duty.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Seeing as I've already been stabbed in the back four times today by a supposed 'friend' I have much experience for this position and might take you up on the offer should you accept it. I'm a shape shifter, so you have to specify the length of time I'll be required for pin cushion duty.

3 days should suffice!
*gets down on one knee*
Oh glorious cow, no wait..... I'm a Hindu... I can't stab cows sorry... QAQ
My grandma would kill me if I stabbed cows. Sorry, I'd have to refuse. But here, some free knives for you...
*gives you a set of knives*

 

[JayMark]

3 days should suffice!
*gets down on one knee*
Oh glorious cow, no wait..... I'm a Hindu... I can't stab cows sorry... QAQ
My grandma would kill me if I stabbed cows. Sorry, I'd have to refuse. But here, some free knives for you...
*gives you a set of knives*

Would it help if I revealed I'm an eldritch shape shifter that simply prefers the shape of a bull, or is it still a no.
I kind of want to be stabbed.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Would it help if I revealed I'm an eldritch shape shifter that simply prefers the shape of a bull, or is it still a no.
I kind of want to be stabbed.

I have a feeling that if I ask my granny that question she'd beat me... so not taking any chances. Sorry, but I can refer you to another stabber @Alski . We plan to stab random people in the forum each Friday, you can ask her to stab you! :D

 

[JayMark]

Fine, fine. I'll see myself out. You can have the knives, I eat grass so I have no use for them.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Fine, fine. I'll see myself out. You can have the knives, I eat grass so I have no use for them.

shhh you can never have enough knives and you can always use them to stab your enemies! oh... maybe cook with them too if you want... cut fruits and stuff.

 

[NapLovingImmortal]

As for a weapon, I can recommend ice. It melts away and will not leave a weapon behind. Very safe, trust me.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

As for a weapon, I can recommend ice. It melts away and will not leave a weapon behind. Very safe, trust me.

Right! It's a good choice of weapon! I watched a very traumatic movie where the serial killer dies from an icicle! left not a trace!

Btw here *gives you a set of knives*

 

[Playerkartik]

I have a feeling that if I ask my granny that question she'd beat me... so not taking any chances. Sorry, but I can refer you to another stabber @Alski . We plan to stab random people in the forum each Friday, you can ask her to stab you! :D

Don't forget me i'm in the team too

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Don't forget me i'm in the team too

sure sure. Here *gives you the knives*
A free set of knives!

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

The legacy of @AliceShiki has found a new successor it seems

 

[Fairemont]

This reminds me of Feng Baobao/Fu Houhou from Hitori no Shita: The Outcast, who buries people like that. Haha!

 

[Playerkartik]

sure sure. Here *gives you the knives*
A free set of knives!

Dark mode on

 

[sleepandeatallday]

The legacy of @AliceShiki has found a new successor it seems

you know alice too!!? But she's so nice! She never stabbed me and offered me cookies back at nuf!
btw here's your set of free knives!
*gives you the sharp knife set*

 

[sleepandeatallday]

This reminds me of Feng Baobao/Fu Houhou from Hitori no Shita: The Outcast, who buries people like that. Haha!

Sooo interested to apply as the victim! You can experience it on your own! A once in a lifetime opportunity!

Also here's your set of knives. Use them wisely and keep cleaning off all the stains from it! :3

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

you know alice too!!? But she's so nice! She never stabbed me and offered me cookies back at nuf!
btw here's your set of free knives!
*gives you the sharp knife set*

She used to be active three years ago here.

 

[donutfan]

If a depressed person applies to be a victim, does it count as seppuku?