I'm not even gonna lie

[Representing_Tromba]

You know why I'm here. I know why I'm here. I want to shamefully promote a story. However, before turning your head away in disgust. I implore you to hear me out. You know me. I know you. To explain, I made the only short story I have ever written successfully as I usually get so obsessed with the world I've made and want it to keep going. Though this is because it is based on a true story. It's only a single page long and maybe you'll get a laugh out of it. I don't know. I wrote while in a semi-lucid state induced by weed and the desire to not write my English essay for class. Just never had the desire to release it till now.
My Friend and My Thigh

 

[T.K._Paradox]

You know why I'm here. I know why I'm here. I want to shamefully promote a story. However, before turning your head away in disgust. I implore you to hear me out. You know me. I know you. To explain, I made the only short story I have ever written successfully as I usually get so obsessed with the world I've made and want it to keep going. Though this is because it is based on a true story. It's only a single page long and maybe you'll get a laugh out of it. I don't know. I wrote while in a semi-lucid state induced by weed and the desire to not write my English essay for class. Just never had the desire to release it till now.
My Friend and My Thigh

What were you on when you wrote this?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

What were you on when you wrote this?

weed. I found the story deep within my files as I had forgotten about it completely. I thought it would be fun to share it.

 

[T.K._Paradox]

weed. I found the story deep within my files as I had forgotten about it completely. I thought it would be fun to share it.

Sounds like the beginning to a fun, and wild ride.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

You know why I'm here. I know why I'm here. I want to shamefully promote a story. However, before turning your head away in disgust. I implore you to hear me out. You know me. I know you. To explain, I made the only short story I have ever written successfully as I usually get so obsessed with the world I've made and want it to keep going. Though this is because it is based on a true story. It's only a single page long and maybe you'll get a laugh out of it. I don't know. I wrote while in a semi-lucid state induced by weed and the desire to not write my English essay for class. Just never had the desire to release it till now.
My Friend and My Thigh

You had me at weed

 

[Representing_Tromba]

You had me at weed

Of course, that was what got you.

 

[Anon_Y_Mousse]

Can I have some of what you're having?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Can I have some of what you're having?

Sure... I guess.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

I wouldn't try weed even if the world was going to end but, could you tell me what it feels like to use it?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I wouldn't try weed even if the world was going to end but, could you tell me what it feels like to use it?

So my family smokes it due to my stepdad needing it for his TBI. Though he got me and my brother into it. I try not to smoke that often and recommend that you don't smoke if you can help it. It feels like you are in a lucid dream. Everything has a light and airy feel to it and you just want to relax. All your stress will melt away for a while and easily helps with sleep problems. Though unlike what most who smoke tell you, it is addictive.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

So my family smokes it due to my stepdad needing it for his TBI. Though he got me and my brother into it. I try not to smoke that often and recommend that you don't smoke if you can help it. It feels like you are in a lucid dream. Everything has a light and airy feel to it and you just want to relax. All your stress will melt away for a while and easily helps with sleep problems. Though unlike what most who smoke tell you, it is addictive.

So like, alcohol?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

So like, alcohol?

Pretty much. Though slightly different. However, I can't get drunk. Though weed will put me on my ass.

 

[Amok]

I wouldn't try weed even if the world was going to end but, could you tell me what it feels like to use it?

depends on strain and method of intake and amount etc. Edibles/tea can give a long-lasting, more peaceful high(depends tho, eating a lot of brownies can take you deep), smoking is rough and tumble. never dabbed, have no experience with such fancy shite. Personally I'd say it's not like alchohol, but ppl differ... alcohol makes me more reckless, gregarious and prone to crash weddings and big pieces of metal into hard things.

first times fo me was like gravity being all floaty, sounds are fuzzy and echo a bit more, sensations more pronounced(slight breeze feels like swimming through velvet, things taste way nicer). Any random stupid shite said by some rando can seem profound to the brain. I remember the most inane features of my anatomy being alien(Staring at fingers twitching and thinking wtf). Other stuff, depends on person.

Anything can be funny, you might eat five bowls of noodles, laugh at a bearded lizard for a few minutes and music takes on a cosmic dimensionality. Like with all things tho, best if done in moderation... building up tolerance really takes the magic out of the high, it basically becomes a sedative where daily use can fuck up yer memory, emotions and productivity etc.
And yeah, if yer predisposed to forming addictions, prolonged use can hook you like cigarettes or coffee.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

depends on strain and method of intake and amount etc. Edibles/tea can give a long-lasting, more peaceful high(depends tho, eating a lot of brownies can take you deep), smoking is rough and tumble. never dabbed, have no experience with such fancy shite. Personally I'd say it's not like alchohol, but ppl differ... alcohol makes me more reckless, gregarious and prone to crash weddings and big pieces of metal into hard things.

first times fo me was like gravity being all floaty, sounds are fuzzy and echo a bit more, sensations more pronounced(slight breeze feels like swimming through velvet, things taste way nicer). Any random stupid shite said by some rando can seem profound to the brain. I remember the most inane features of my anatomy being alien(Staring at fingers twitching and thinking wtf). Other stuff, depends on person.

Anything can be funny, you might eat five bowls of noodles, laugh at a bearded lizard for a few minutes and music takes on a cosmic dimensionality. Like with all things tho, best if done in moderation... building up tolerance really takes the magic out of the high, it basically becomes a sedative where daily use can fuck up yer memory, emotions and productivity etc.
And yeah, if yer predisposed to forming addictions, prolonged use can hook you like cigarettes or coffee.

This is far more accurate than my answer. I've just been around it so long that it doesn't do much to me. That said, I've never had a brownie before so maybe that would do more damage. Even still, I try not to smoke that often because my family does form addictions easily. I have somehow avoided that curse but I still don't want to risk it.

 

[Lloyd]

Kinda cringe bro

 

[Ai-chan]

Ai-chan doesn't like weed. It made Ai-chan cough, sneeze and have red eyes. Rum, now that's classy.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Ai-chan doesn't like weed. It made Ai-chan cough, sneeze and have red eyes. Rum, now that's classy.

I also enjoy rum. My favorite would have to be Kraken.

Kinda cringe bro

Yeah... I know.