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Tempokai

Tempokai

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ChatGPT strikes again. Not as funny than previous one, but 9/10 story.

Me: write me a novel about gorilla named Harambe getting transported into another world, people saying "Dicks Out For Harambe!"

AI:

Prologue:

Harambe, a mountain gorilla living in the Cincinnati Zoo, had led an uneventful life as an animal in captivity. He was loved by thousands, but never felt truly free. Little did he know, his life was about to take a dramatic turn.

One night, after the zoo had closed, the stars lit up the night sky in a way that was unmistakably special. A force from beyond this world descended upon Harambe, and in an instant he was transported to an alternate realm.

He had no idea what was happening, or why he was suddenly there. His only clue was a voice emanating from the heavens that said, "Dicks Out For Harambe!"

The Adventures of Harambe

With that, Harambe began his journey in this strange new world. He quickly learned that the people here were much different than in the human world he was used to. They were a compassionate people, and they welcomed Harambe with open arms. He was given shelter and food, and the people here treated him like a member of their own family.

For the first time in his life, Harambe felt truly free. He had never experienced such kindness and compassion before, and he embraced it with open arms.

He quickly bonded with the people, and as he did, he began to learn about the world he was in. He soon discovered that the people had been oppressed for centuries by a dark force that threatened their very existence. They had formed a revolutionary group dedicated to overthrowing this evil, and they wanted Harambe to lead their charge.

Harambe was taken aback by this request, but something inside him stirred and he accepted the challenge. He had no idea how he was going to do it, but he was determined to make a difference.

He quickly formed a makeshift army of rebels, and they began to train and prepare for the epic battle to come. Harambe had no experience in war, but he was unafraid, and inspired his troops with his courage and determination.

The day of the battle arrived, and the forces of good squared off against the forces of evil. Harambe led the charge, and after a long and bloody fight, they emerged victorious. The dark force was defeated, and freedom was restored to the people.

Harambe had won the day, and as a reward, he was granted a wish. He chose to return to his home in the Cincinnati Zoo, and though he was sad to leave the people he had grown to love, he was also excited to be going back to a place he knew and loved.

Epilogue

Harambe returned to the Cincinnati Zoo a hero. He had saved the people of the alternate realm from a dark force, and he was regarded with great respect.

As soon as he arrived, the zoo was inundated with visitors, all of them wanting to see Harambe the hero. Everywhere he went, people chanted, "Dicks Out For Harambe!"

They celebrated the gorilla and all that he had done to bring freedom to the people. Harambe found a newfound freedom and purpose in life, and he was happy to have experienced the adventure.

He lived out the rest of his days in peace and with the love and adoration of the people. His story has become legend, and to this day, whenever people want to show their support for a cause, they chant, "Dicks Out For Harambe!"
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PervyCatHermit

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The AI knows. :blob_teary:

Once upon a time, in a dense jungle, there lived a magnificent gorilla named Harambe. He was the leader of his troop, and was respected and admired by all of the other gorillas.

One day, a group of humans stumbled upon the jungle and built a small village at the edge of the gorillas' territory. At first, the gorillas tried to stay away from the humans and their noisy machines, but eventually, the humans built a zoo right in the middle of the gorillas' home.

Harambe and his troop were captured and put on display for the humans to gawk at. Harambe was furious. He had always been the one in charge of his own destiny, and now he was being held prisoner by these strange creatures.

Despite his frustration, Harambe tried to make the best of his situation. He played with the other gorillas and tried to teach them about the ways of the jungle. But deep down, he knew that he had to escape.

One day, a young boy accidentally fell into Harambe's enclosure. The humans panicked and shouted for the boy to be saved, but Harambe knew that the boy was in no real danger. He gently picked up the boy and carried him to safety, but the humans saw it differently. They saw a gorilla holding a human child and panicked, fearing for the boy's safety.

Before Harambe knew what was happening, he was shot and killed by the humans. The other gorillas mourned his loss, and the jungle was never the same without their beloved leader. Harambe's memory lived on, however, as a symbol of strength, courage, and the bonds of family.
 
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