If your story was a video game, what would be your loading screen tips?

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  • Always stay on the move, the Church will get to you!
  • Avoid crowded areas.
  • Swimming in the river may or may not heal you.
  • Croutons are the best part of a salad.
  • If you hold the treasure for too long, something may happen.
  • Dancing with Agnes improves coordination.
  • Reading books on magic theory don't really do anything, but it's cool enough.
  • Masks will blow up in your face.
  • Don't sleep under the moonlight.
 

AliceShiki

Magical Girl of Love and Justice
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Whatever it is thank God I'm not playing that game. Maybe the giantess fetish people would like it.

You're not *them* are you @ShrimpShady
So you don't like action games that have a complex battle system that allows you to hit different body parts of your enemy!? *gasps*

... Well, I didn't like Dragon's Dogma much, so I can understand where you're coming from.
Reading books on magic theory don't really do anything, but it's cool enough.
*gasps* Poor magic scholars that dedicated their lives to help you learn magic more easily... T.T
 

BenJepheneT

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So you don't like action games that have a complex battle system that allows you to hit different body parts of your enemy!? *gasps*

... Well, I didn't like Dragon's Dogma much, so I can understand where you're coming from.
I'm talking about giants here, m'lady. Speaking of complex battle system, I liked kenshi very much, by the way.
 

Ai-chan

Queen of Yuri Devourer of Traps
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This is for Ai-chan's new story "We Are Here".

"Desolator beams make empty spaces. DO NOT POINT AT YOURSELF!"

"People need oxygen to breathe. So don't send them out to space without a spacesuit."

"People need food to live. Don't just build apartment complexes and hope they're fine eating grass."

"People need clean water to live. Build a waste treatment plant or they'd drink from the sewers."

"Spectres are immaterial. Research proton weapons or hadron weapons before you explore ancient ruins."

"Emergence Battleship can do short-range jumps. Use it to jump behind enemy lines and devastate their support."

"The Stargate wonder requires another Stargate wonder on the other side to function. Make sure you trade the technology with another human planet."

"Roads boost your troops' and vehicles' speed. The locals are unfamiliar with roads and gain no benefit from it."

"At least build SOME defensive turrets at strategic positions. An undefended colony can be conquered by a single birdman."
 
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TowerGuy

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Writing this list actually made me envision my story better. Thanks!
  • Look for titles, they make everything easier!
  • Struggling to move on? Kill enemies for extra Attribute Points.
  • Don't overlook Social Skills, they are better than they look.
  • Food and water are essential. Don't forget to bring yours when climbing the Tower!
  • Fear is a magnificent tool to control the populace. But too much fear can lead to revolt.
  • When in doubt, kill them all!
  • Treat crafters well, the items they create may be the difference between life and death.
  • Forbidden Skills are forbidden for a reason. Steer away from them!
  • The Demon Emperor's Army cannot be beaten alone. Grow together with people you trust!
  • Not everyone should be trusted. Choose your allies well.
 
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