If you woke up a billionaire...?

Kenjona

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It's got to be something stupidly excessive? Renaissance Faire wagon to travel to all the Rennfaires my wife wants. Hirering some one else to deliver it from place to place. We can fly there on our own time.
 

Tempokai

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Billion is a lot, and 100% will be dangerous if it suddenly is in my bank account one day with no one knowing why. I'll be arrested once found, then any government, even mine will try to take the slice of it. If it's in offshore, it still be unavailable in big amounts, so nothing will change besides me having not to worry about money when I need it most.
 

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Billion is a lot, and 100% will be dangerous if it suddenly is in my bank account one day with no one knowing why. I'll be arrested once found, then any government, even mine will try to take the slice of it. If it's in offshore, it still be unavailable in big amounts, so nothing will change besides me having not to worry about money when I need it most.
Consider it to be that you were placed in a timeline where you were already an ethically made billionaire.
 

Tempokai

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Consider it to be that you were placed in a timeline where you were already an ethically made billionaire.
If so, then there's the issue of fame. If I'm the billionaire at my age and in my country, it's too overexaggerated for me to even exist lol. Imagine having 1/400th wealth of my country without assets or anything, and here you have a problem. There's no way I could be a billionaire without some magic that makes everyone forget that there's a dude with a pure billion worth of hard money walking around them.

If so, I still would've done nothing, as no one knows me, and I don't trust that money the alternate timeline me had made. If anything, I'll be panicking, knowing that everyone will try to get me for my wealth, and disappear. Only years later, start to do whatever I want, knowing that it's consequences free.
 

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If so, then there's the issue of fame. If I'm the billionaire at my age and in my country, it's too overexaggerated for me to even exist lol. Imagine having 1/400th wealth of my country without assets or anything, and here you have a problem. There's no way I could be a billionaire without some magic that makes everyone forget that there's a dude with a pure billion worth of hard money walking around them.

If so, I still would've done nothing, as no one knows me, and I don't trust that money the alternate timeline me had made. If anything, I'll be panicking, knowing that everyone will try to get me for my wealth, and disappear. Only years later, start to do whatever I want, knowing that it's consequences free.
Maybe in this world, everyone loves webnovels and are willing to pay for em. Your novel got famous and you're a billionare now.
 

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If so, then there's the issue of fame. If I'm the billionaire at my age and in my country, it's too overexaggerated for me to even exist lol. Imagine having 1/400th wealth of my country without assets or anything, and here you have a problem. There's no way I could be a billionaire without some magic that makes everyone forget that there's a dude with a pure billion worth of hard money walking around them.

If so, I still would've done nothing, as no one knows me, and I don't trust that money the alternate timeline me had made. If anything, I'll be panicking, knowing that everyone will try to get me for my wealth, and disappear. Only years later, start to do whatever I want, knowing that it's consequences free.
You could have been orphaned at a young age, adopted by a billionaire, and gained that billion through inheritance.
 

ElijahRyne

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This is sad, though. Does that mean I'm trading my parents and the life of a nice billionare for the cash? :(

I'll choose the cash. :)
Could also have been switched in the hospital, or given up for adoption to achieve a similar effect.
 

StoneInky

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Could also have been switched in the hospital, or given up for adoption to achieve a similar effect.
...I dunno. Maybe folk like Tempokai can handle it well, but the underage/barely overage people may not be happy to live in a world with their only parent figure dead, while having to manage a billion dollar enterprise on their own. If said billionare is alive? Why the heck are they giving me control over a billion dollars willingly? If said billionare has relatives who will help? Even worse.

I think the 'novel got famous' option is better. You're the new JK Rowling, except your stuff don't suck.
 

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A couple buildings in Seoul, renting them out undercutting. My competition. Then I'll invest in multiple different corporations and then just take loans using my assets as collateral like every other billionaire does.
 
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