I Spy (but it's unfair)

[LeilaniOtter]

A hat?

Not a hat.

 

[pangmida]

I mean, there were many signs that dog owners can spot...

-An enlarged vulva that's dripping wet.
-Extreme clinginess, restlessness, and fidgetiness.
-Ignored the human female trying to feed her to chase after a human male.
-Was obsessed with sniffing the human male's crotch while he was trying to put the medicine and groceries in the trunk; dogs normally sniff butts. I was worried she was trying to bite me at first; I was scared of becoming a eunuch.
-As I was leaving, I tried to pet her in a sfw manner to calm her down, and she turned around to present her rear and lifted tail.

... but this is a PG-13 forum, so let's not get too graphic into what every zoophile wishes happened to them. I just hope her owner finds her soon (and possibly schedules a date with a male dog rather than a male human). She must have had an owner because she had a collar and a broken rope leash that was chewed off around her neck.



A hat?

...Well shoot that ?wanted you bad! Reminds me of the times my friend's crusty white dog, a little old man, kept following me to hump my arm. And when I was 7 another guy's male chihuahua kept jumping on me to hump me. That's how I learned it looked like a red lipstick. We must both be sexy in dog standards.

...Anyways!!

god no, this isn't America anymore. and no, not a book.

Not a swimsuit. Most of mine are blue, actually.

Not a worm.

Clue: It's red and white, usually outdoors, but people tend to have them indoors at times.

Jacket?

 

[Anonjohn20]

Not a hat.

Sunglasses?

 

[unlaumy]

god no, this isn't America anymore. and no, not a book.

Not a swimsuit. Most of mine are blue, actually.

Not a worm.

Clue: It's red and white, usually outdoors, but people tend to have them indoors at times.

ice cream

 

[LeilaniOtter]

Sunglasses?

Jacket?

ice cream

No, I think you'll need more hints. No one's even close. *^^*

Clues: red and white, used mostly outdoors but sometimes pops up indoors, and is very common yet many times ignored.

 

[unlaumy]

No, I think you'll need more hints. No one's even close. *^^*

Clues: red and white, used mostly outdoors but sometimes pops up indoors, and is very common yet many times ignored.

shoes?

 

[Anonjohn20]

No, I think you'll need more hints. No one's even close. *^^*

Clues: red and white, used mostly outdoors but sometimes pops up indoors, and is very common yet many times ignored.

A handkerchief.

 

[LeilaniOtter]

shoes?

A handkerchief.

No to both, sorry.

 

[unlaumy]

No to both, sorry.

santa hats...

lollipops...

I'm sdupid

socks?

 

[Anonjohn20]

Our red blood cells and white blood cells?

 

[Anonjohn20]

.

 

[Sunsetinapainting]

A flower or the vase

 

[LeilaniOtter]

santa hats...

lollipops...

I'm sdupid

socks?

Our red blood cells and white blood cells?

A flower or the vase

Okayyy, since we're still very much off the mark, one more clue:

Clues: red and white, used mostly outdoors but sometimes pops up indoors, and is very common yet many times ignored. If you ignored it, it COULD put your life in danger.

 

[Sunsetinapainting]

Stop sign ?

 

[LeilaniOtter]

Stop sign ?

DING! Your turn. *^^*

 

[Sunsetinapainting]

Clue it has 3 hands.

 

[LeilaniOtter]

Clue it has 3 hands.

One of those old time analog clocks...?

 

[unlaumy]

Clue it has 3 hands.

Stool

 

[Sunsetinapainting]

One of those old time analog clocks...?

Nope

 

[Sunsetinapainting]

One of those old time analog clocks...?

Nope

Stool

Sorry no