I Spy (but it's unfair)

JayMark

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A blue sewer cover. It helps you avoid falling into the sewer.
 
Anonjohn20

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(All the joking about someone here owning a sex toy or a fursuit came to bite me in the ass as I'm in a pharmacy parking lot and a giant horny stray dog follows me and tries to force itself into my car. How do I know it was horny? Someone else on the lot tried to bribe it with food and it ignored the food to keep chasing me :cry:.)

LeilaniOtter said:
Yum, but no, not this time. :love:
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A lot of your anthologies have an aquatic focus. Is it a swimsuit?
 
pangmida

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Anonjohn20 said:
(All the joking about someone here owning a sex toy or a fursuit came to bite me in the ass as I'm in a pharmacy parking lot and a giant horny stray dog follows me and tries to force itself into my car. How do I know it was horny? Someone else on the lot tried to bribe it with food and it ignored the food to keep chasing me :cry:.)


A lot of your anthologies have an aquatic focus. Is it a swimsuit?
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So basically… the stray dog following you + ignoring other people feeding it = must be horny for you ???

Shoot you must be sexy af in dog standards ??
 
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pangmida said:
???????? IT’S THE FLAG OF AMERICA RAHHHH ???? TASTE THE FREEDOM!!!

…Just kidding ?is it a book?
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god no, this isn't America anymore. :s_tongue: and no, not a book.
Anonjohn20 said:
(All the joking about someone here owning a sex toy or a fursuit came to bite me in the ass as I'm in a pharmacy parking lot and a giant horny stray dog follows me and tries to force itself into my car. How do I know it was horny? Someone else on the lot tried to bribe it with food and it ignored the food to keep chasing me :cry:.)


A lot of your anthologies have an aquatic focus. Is it a swimsuit?
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Not a swimsuit. Most of mine are blue, actually.
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Worm
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Not a worm.

Clue: It's red and white, usually outdoors, but people tend to have them indoors at times.
 
Anonjohn20

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pangmida said:
So basically… the stray dog following you + ignoring other people feeding it = must be horny for you ???

Shoot you must be sexy af in dog standards ??
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I mean, there were many signs that dog owners can spot...

-An enlarged vulva that's dripping wet.
-Extreme clinginess, restlessness, and fidgetiness.
-Ignored the human female trying to feed her to chase after a human male.
-Was obsessed with sniffing the human male's crotch while he was trying to put the medicine and groceries in the trunk; dogs normally sniff butts. I was worried she was trying to bite me at first; I was scared of becoming a eunuch.
-As I was leaving, I tried to pet her in a sfw manner to calm her down, and she turned around to present her rear and lifted tail.

... but this is a PG-13 forum, so let's not get too graphic into what every zoophile wishes happened to them. I just hope her owner finds her soon (and possibly schedules a date with a male dog rather than a male human). She must have had an owner because she had a collar and a broken rope leash that was chewed off around her neck.


LeilaniOtter said:
god no, this isn't America anymore. :s_tongue: and no, not a book.

Not a swimsuit. Most of mine are blue, actually.

Not a worm.

Clue: It's red and white, usually outdoors, but people tend to have them indoors at times.
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A hat?
 
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