I need your Irrational Fears

[Rolanov]

Is it because they look like chicken nuggets with legs? Please expand and I'll forgive the kin-slaying

They looks like deformed aliens and easy to die! Gosh! I need to stop imagining it.

 

[Madkins]

They looks like deformed aliens and easy to die! Gosh! I need to stop imagining it.

Just imagine them covered in BBQ sauce, or in their underwear. Deep breaths, we can work through this...

 

[Rolanov]

Just imagine them covered in BBQ sauce, or in their underwear. Deep breaths, we can work through this...

Jesus, big no!

I like chicken steak thou, alongside salad dressing. Yummy.

 

[Madkins]

Jesus, big no!

I like chicken steak thou, alongside salad dressing. Yummy.

Chicken steak? Salad dressing? Are you from one of those countries I'm banned from? Well, alright I'm only banned from entry into three, but the UK sued me and I'm not from there. So, if I go there, I'd be subject to that... The point is, I can't/won't go there. So, technically four... Is that it?

 

[Rolanov]

Chicken steak? Salad dressing? Are you from one of those countries I'm banned from? Well, alright I'm only banned from entry into three, but the UK sued me and I'm not from there. So, if I go there, I'd be subject to that... The point is, I can't/won't go there. So, technically four... Is that it?

Don't worry, getting banned is not a big deal! I was banned from US, to be more precisely at Illinois.

 

[Madkins]

Don't worry, getting banned is not a big deal! I was banned from US, to be more precisely at Illinois.

I have to know more. I'm banned in Russia for "Promoting the use of illicit substances", China for "Making claims of immorality against the government" Cannada for crossing the border without ID, and you know the UK thing.

 

[Rolanov]

I have to know more. I'm banned in Russia for "Promoting the use of illicit substances",

Bozhe moi!

China for "Making claims of immorality against the government" Cannada for crossing the border without ID, and you know the UK thing.

Don't worry about it, give it 3 to 5 years, and they'll likely have forgotten about it

 

[Madkins]

Bozhe moi!

Don't worry about it, give it 3 to 5 years, and they'll likely have forgotten about it

I know, I'm pretty freaking awesome. Not too many people get the reputation I do. So, Russia tickled your fancy, huh? Yeah, they love me there, I'm proud of that. I'm guessing that you don't want to share the Illinois thing, that's alright. My great great great grandfather got my whole family kicked out of Kentucky; he was a horse thief.

 

[Madkins]

I fear that nickels and dimes taste the same

 

[Wenlock]

That my laptop/ microwave/ pressure cooker will explode on me. Also snakes in toilet idk whyyyy
also corners of a room when it's dark. Like some ghost will appear behind me?

 

[c37]

Unarranged clothes on tables and chairs, they look like a demon lurking in the corner when you shift in your sleep.

 

[Bartun]

You do realize a meteorite is worth 3x its weight in gold, don't you? Is your fear because of invasion of the body snatchers?

I'm a dino. The last time, a single meteorite wiped out my brethren.

 

[Madkins]

I'm a dino. The last time, a single meteorite wiped out my brethren.

Chicxulub!
Didn't think about it and I study paleontology. Funny. Don't worry, just hang out with the crocodiles and turtles, you'll survive.

That my laptop/ microwave/ pressure cooker will explode on me. Also snakes in toilet idk whyyyy
also corners of a room when it's dark. Like some ghost will appear behind me?

Snakes and rats in the toilet were a real thing at one point. That's why they gave us a toilet seat cover, and later a locking mechanism for it lol. Exploding microwaves is a new one though..

Unarranged clothes on tables and chairs, they look like a demon lurking in the corner when you shift in your sleep.

Especially on rocking chairs for some reason

 

[S.N.Nomad]

My sister is scared of cotton balls, Every time she sees one she falls to the floor crying.

 

[Madkins]

My sister is scared of cotton balls, Every time she sees one she falls to the floor crying.

Um, okay... Definitely haven't heard this one yet. Why?

 

[onehunter]

Being surrounded by very full bowls of cereal. I had a recurring dream that I was walking through my house, but every step I took clipped the edge of a full cereal bowl and doused me in milk. Haven't had cereal since.

 

[Madkins]

Being surrounded by very full bowls of cereal. I had a recurring dream that I was walking through my house, but every step I took clipped the edge of a full cereal bowl and doused me in milk. Haven't had cereal since.

That straight up sounds like a fever dream. Literally. I had one about playing fallout new Vegas for a week straight. Had to put the game down forever lol

 

[Madkins]

I'm terrified one day I'll meet a cow and it will begin talking to me.

 

[Rosica]

Do this one count as irrational? Has someone posted this before?

 

[Madkins]

Do this one count as irrational? Has someone posted this before?

Yes, this counts.
No, this hasn't been mentioned yet.
While not irrational, it was very funny.
So, I'll allow it.