I need the most pretentious name ever.

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

Bartholomew II the fucker of the ailing mock goat

 

[ThrillingHuman]

 

[Kenjona]

For a real world examples:
Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.
Or

Though I suppose you could take one word and just keep translating it into different languages and Anglish it. Like Tor Kataki Shan Vounó Von Stürmischer Berg.

 

[Gryphon]

Jeremiah the XXVII

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Thanks for all the suggestions, everyone.
I think I have a few that fit my need. I'm unexpectantly busy at the moment, so I'll be back later.

 

[Nolff]

Bob

To prove that this name is pretentious, I should tell you guys that a dragon somewhere was named Bob. Not a lesser dragon, a literal high ranked dragon. Here he is.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

To prove that this name is pretentious, I should tell you guys that a dragon somewhere was named Bob. Not a lesser dragon, a literal high ranked dragon. Here he is.

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And there is Robert "Bob" Dobson of the Church of the Subgenius...

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Hans Trondheim.

I'm neither German (Hans), or Norwegian (Trondheim), yet I pretend to be an author (I suck at writing, yet I'm here in the Hub).

 

[Nolff]

Hans Trondheim.

I'm neither German (Hans), or Norwegian (Trondheim), yet I pretend to be an author (I suck at writing, yet I'm here in the Hub).

I believe there are people who has the same circumstances as you.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I believe there are people who has the same circumstances as you.

Well, we all pretend.

 

[Nolff]

Well, we all pretend.

Crap, why does that go hard.

 

[Zagaroth]

For my world, I used a French first name and a Russian last name for a brat of a minor noble that was intended to be a minor antagonist.

I don't know how much the name weighed in, but I can say that my readers were certainly happy to see his comeuppance. :)

 

[ElijahRyne]

Like Casanova Regalbuto VonSavage, esquire the fourth.

Like the most over the top name you can come up with. A name that makes you want to punch the dude just for having the name.

Robreten Grasculsd Feanilcib the thirteenth

 

[3guanoff]

Duke "The Second" King, Jr.
Fakeus Nobleus Nameus de Latinum

 

[Nevafrost]

Gauss

 

[Gray_Mann]

I knew a guy who wrote a little 30-35k words novella-thing with an MC called Daddi Singlebod. He told me it was an inside joke between him and his uncle. I feel like it would've been at least kinda funny if only I could understand it.