BenJepheneT
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yeah, the above isn't what i meant. when i say "nothing special" i really meant it. the quality of the weapons summoned are on par with what you'd get if you commissioned the common blacksmith, with only varying qualities. the effects wouldn't be too wild, as you said, but this is STILL an urban fantasy setting, so i'd imagine the discrepancy of having multiple species/culture PLUS the notion of every woman having the average equivalent of a pocket knife stuffed in their ass would present a very different image of our modern society.
if you want more information, I've actually written a quick history dump a few posts prior, let me just CTRL+C, CTRL+V them here:
When evolution happened, somehow the Genus Homo became the basis for all species. As the animals evolved, every animal started to diverge with an ape-like counterpart. Say there's a rabbit. Somewhere down the line, they evolved both ways; one of them is the common lagomorphs you see, while the other is what is soon coined as a beastkin. In simple terms, they are rabbits who walk on two legs and act/perform tasks much like humans. There are exceptions, like the hamsters, which never really found the chance to flourish due to their severe retardation, along with most of the aquatic zoology and other small rodents and amphibians. Other animals, however, like elephants and giraffes and other generic animals you can pull out a children's encyclopedia managed to get the gift of intelligence, and moved on.
Aside from a fucked up evolution tree, there's also heaven and hell. Yes, the two exists, with angels and demons in their respective habitats. However, they don't exist like the conventional heaven and hell. Heaven and hell exist AS a physical place one can visit, but they co-exist with the regular world in the same location, only in a different wavelength. If you're confused, which I don't doubt you are, let me try to elaborate on this:
Imagine you're in a living room. Are you imagining that living room? Good. Now imagine that there are TWO living rooms, but they exist at the same place at the same location in the same time frame. That's what I meant. If you're still confused, it basically works like the Nether and The End and the Overworld from Minecraft. They all co-exist under the same plane of existence, and do not interfere with one another.
Okay, I might've lied about that last part. See, heaven and hell and the original world (henceforth dubbed as OG world) do interact with one another. People from heaven and hell can visit the OG world in certain spots of the planet. These are known as hotspots. They can come and go from the OG world and their respective heaven/hell whenever they please, as long as they are within the hotspots.
As for the residents of both heaven and hell, I'll start from heaven first; the ONLY inhabitants of heaven are angels. They're essentially just humans with wings and halos. They can't fly, but they can glide. The halos do nothing, other than be a halo and emit a miniature glow. They do not require sleep, food, or nourishment, but they do engage with them for leisure. Other than that, they can simply go about their day like anyone else. They age similar to humans, but are less likely to succumb to sickness and diseases, though they are physically weaker with slimmer average builds and skinnier bodies. There are other niches and small details to the angels, but I'll leave it at that. They are less like biblical angels and more like the modern interpretations of what an angel looks like. It is known that most angels like to spend time on the OG world, since heaven is mostly a barren, flat land with not many resources. They still have houses and parks and structures of the like similar to the OG world, but they're nothing compared to the winding landscapes and wildlife of the OG world.
There is one incident in the world where some angels tried to take over the OG world for their gain, and attempted a crusade with a manifesto similar to our IRL Bible claiming that the angels are the superior races meant to rule over all forms of existence and that by doing so, they can redeem the lesser creatures into becoming beings of pure nivarna. The plan didn't go far, but remnants of its religion still exist in minor groups around the world, mostly spearheaded by angel supremacists unironically believing in the manifesto. As unfavourable of an incident it was, it's also an example of the angel's diplomatic skills, as they are shown to be able to rally a whole fucken religion much in the same vein of the inquisitions of the past, just without smallpox and the guns (though colonization is inevitable).
Hell, on the other hand, is completely different. Demons take the role of angels. Again, they are much like humans, only that they have horns and tails, and come in different skin colours ranging from hues of red to green to blue. They're like the demonic RGB versions of humans. Opposite of the angels, they age faster than humans, and are most likely to succumb to sickness and diseases, but they are gifted with enhanced physical abilities from the get-go, which is why most demons you see are muscular tomboys or baras. Hell itself is much like the common, modern depiction of hell, but only in landscape. Truthfully, hell is basically the Himalayas but instead of snow and lakes, it's inferno and lava. (Oh yeah, demons are also immune to burns; which is why they mostly take jobs that centre around welding metal with hard labour.) The demons just kinda got used to the landscape, and built houses and structures around them and live.
However, unlike the angels, they need food and water and sleep and nourishment; more so than the common human, in fact. They are also more physically sensitive, and thus, are great for fucking, but that's beside the point. And since they need nourishment, that means hell has its own version of fauna. (No flora, though. Demons are a mostly carnivore species, but since they can also be omnivorous and even herbivorous without incident; they just have to eat a whole lot more, and beware of allergies or diet incompatibility.) These faunas are mostly hellhounds and pig-like creatures and Cerberus and dragons and wyverns. These animals do not follow the fantasy or mythological depictions; they behave mostly like regular wildlife, only that they're bigger in size and that the latter two breathe fire. They can be tamed, and delicious if cooked right, might I add.
Contrary to angels, demons don't have many reasons to cross over to the OG world. But some demons still do. Some would cross over and decide to stay while others simply want a change of scenery and see some ponds that aren't set ablaze 24/7. Sometimes, the demons would cross over, bringing their livestock with them. This, in turn, led to a slow introduction of other species in the wildlife of the OG world. As they live longer in the OG world, the fucked-up evolution hits them, and this is how kobolds and ogres and ogres are the like are introduced into the fantasy races. As civilization progresses, demons looking to make business with fauna and spices in trade for exclusive hell meats and end up becoming permanent citizens of the OG world, sometimes acting as a middle-man between the two planes.
Then somewhere down the line, crossbreeding happened. I mean, the globe is only so big, and fishes in the sea are bound to meet other kinds of fishes more than they meet their own kind. This has led to a culture where everyone is more encouraged to procreate with their own races as some sort of social responsibility to carry on their species. Baby making is seen even more as a pro, so much so that sperm banks are considered to be one of the pillars of species longevity. This, in turn, also led to a more lenient view in cuckery, as there is a strong, extra subtext going beneath it.
As an extra note, I usually self-insert as the ugly bastard/blonde dark skin delinquent in most NTR doujins, so this is right down my deviant alley.
There is an exception to this rule, however. Humans, or more specifically, female humans, are universal breeders of the world. When a human male fucks a female otter beastkin, nothing happens. They'd just have a fun woo-hoo time. However, when a male otter beastkin fucks a human female, they will produce a demihuman. They're basically the anime catgirls and cowgirls you see in isekai. This crossbreeding has been prevalent throughout history, and as all societies are doomed to repeat, these demihumans are mostly shunned as impure creatures. Of course, they've become more accepted as more of them are introduced into the world (partly due to horny women and giant animal/demon cock). (The exceptions to this rule are demons and angels and humans. The three can fuck one another and have babies. Results vary, but they are also known as demihumans.) Any species and I mean ANY species can procreate with a human female, and thus, goblins and trolls and dwarfs and elves and centaurs and more animal demihumans get introduced into the gene pool. As for these new races, they can mostly procreate among themselves, but seeing that they come from more or less the same familiy, it isn't uncommon to see offsprings coming from the two.
I should also add that the depictions of the other species aren't traditional or according to D&D. Most of these races I've redesigned myself for optimal fuckability. I won't go in deep into those redesigns, I'll just mention it as an extra note.
By the way, elves have digitigrade legs. Now live with that.
P.S: I don't know where to add this, so I'll put it here: people from the OG world cannot go to heaven, but they can go to hell. They just can't stay for long due to habitual differences. Advancement in technology would help them survive longer, but permanent residence is impossible. Also, demons can't go to heaven, and vice versa. Only angles can go to heaven.
Aside from a fucked up evolution tree, there's also heaven and hell. Yes, the two exists, with angels and demons in their respective habitats. However, they don't exist like the conventional heaven and hell. Heaven and hell exist AS a physical place one can visit, but they co-exist with the regular world in the same location, only in a different wavelength. If you're confused, which I don't doubt you are, let me try to elaborate on this:
Imagine you're in a living room. Are you imagining that living room? Good. Now imagine that there are TWO living rooms, but they exist at the same place at the same location in the same time frame. That's what I meant. If you're still confused, it basically works like the Nether and The End and the Overworld from Minecraft. They all co-exist under the same plane of existence, and do not interfere with one another.
Okay, I might've lied about that last part. See, heaven and hell and the original world (henceforth dubbed as OG world) do interact with one another. People from heaven and hell can visit the OG world in certain spots of the planet. These are known as hotspots. They can come and go from the OG world and their respective heaven/hell whenever they please, as long as they are within the hotspots.
As for the residents of both heaven and hell, I'll start from heaven first; the ONLY inhabitants of heaven are angels. They're essentially just humans with wings and halos. They can't fly, but they can glide. The halos do nothing, other than be a halo and emit a miniature glow. They do not require sleep, food, or nourishment, but they do engage with them for leisure. Other than that, they can simply go about their day like anyone else. They age similar to humans, but are less likely to succumb to sickness and diseases, though they are physically weaker with slimmer average builds and skinnier bodies. There are other niches and small details to the angels, but I'll leave it at that. They are less like biblical angels and more like the modern interpretations of what an angel looks like. It is known that most angels like to spend time on the OG world, since heaven is mostly a barren, flat land with not many resources. They still have houses and parks and structures of the like similar to the OG world, but they're nothing compared to the winding landscapes and wildlife of the OG world.
There is one incident in the world where some angels tried to take over the OG world for their gain, and attempted a crusade with a manifesto similar to our IRL Bible claiming that the angels are the superior races meant to rule over all forms of existence and that by doing so, they can redeem the lesser creatures into becoming beings of pure nivarna. The plan didn't go far, but remnants of its religion still exist in minor groups around the world, mostly spearheaded by angel supremacists unironically believing in the manifesto. As unfavourable of an incident it was, it's also an example of the angel's diplomatic skills, as they are shown to be able to rally a whole fucken religion much in the same vein of the inquisitions of the past, just without smallpox and the guns (though colonization is inevitable).
Hell, on the other hand, is completely different. Demons take the role of angels. Again, they are much like humans, only that they have horns and tails, and come in different skin colours ranging from hues of red to green to blue. They're like the demonic RGB versions of humans. Opposite of the angels, they age faster than humans, and are most likely to succumb to sickness and diseases, but they are gifted with enhanced physical abilities from the get-go, which is why most demons you see are muscular tomboys or baras. Hell itself is much like the common, modern depiction of hell, but only in landscape. Truthfully, hell is basically the Himalayas but instead of snow and lakes, it's inferno and lava. (Oh yeah, demons are also immune to burns; which is why they mostly take jobs that centre around welding metal with hard labour.) The demons just kinda got used to the landscape, and built houses and structures around them and live.
However, unlike the angels, they need food and water and sleep and nourishment; more so than the common human, in fact. They are also more physically sensitive, and thus, are great for fucking, but that's beside the point. And since they need nourishment, that means hell has its own version of fauna. (No flora, though. Demons are a mostly carnivore species, but since they can also be omnivorous and even herbivorous without incident; they just have to eat a whole lot more, and beware of allergies or diet incompatibility.) These faunas are mostly hellhounds and pig-like creatures and Cerberus and dragons and wyverns. These animals do not follow the fantasy or mythological depictions; they behave mostly like regular wildlife, only that they're bigger in size and that the latter two breathe fire. They can be tamed, and delicious if cooked right, might I add.
Contrary to angels, demons don't have many reasons to cross over to the OG world. But some demons still do. Some would cross over and decide to stay while others simply want a change of scenery and see some ponds that aren't set ablaze 24/7. Sometimes, the demons would cross over, bringing their livestock with them. This, in turn, led to a slow introduction of other species in the wildlife of the OG world. As they live longer in the OG world, the fucked-up evolution hits them, and this is how kobolds and ogres and ogres are the like are introduced into the fantasy races. As civilization progresses, demons looking to make business with fauna and spices in trade for exclusive hell meats and end up becoming permanent citizens of the OG world, sometimes acting as a middle-man between the two planes.
Then somewhere down the line, crossbreeding happened. I mean, the globe is only so big, and fishes in the sea are bound to meet other kinds of fishes more than they meet their own kind. This has led to a culture where everyone is more encouraged to procreate with their own races as some sort of social responsibility to carry on their species. Baby making is seen even more as a pro, so much so that sperm banks are considered to be one of the pillars of species longevity. This, in turn, also led to a more lenient view in cuckery, as there is a strong, extra subtext going beneath it.
As an extra note, I usually self-insert as the ugly bastard/blonde dark skin delinquent in most NTR doujins, so this is right down my deviant alley.
There is an exception to this rule, however. Humans, or more specifically, female humans, are universal breeders of the world. When a human male fucks a female otter beastkin, nothing happens. They'd just have a fun woo-hoo time. However, when a male otter beastkin fucks a human female, they will produce a demihuman. They're basically the anime catgirls and cowgirls you see in isekai. This crossbreeding has been prevalent throughout history, and as all societies are doomed to repeat, these demihumans are mostly shunned as impure creatures. Of course, they've become more accepted as more of them are introduced into the world (partly due to horny women and giant animal/demon cock). (The exceptions to this rule are demons and angels and humans. The three can fuck one another and have babies. Results vary, but they are also known as demihumans.) Any species and I mean ANY species can procreate with a human female, and thus, goblins and trolls and dwarfs and elves and centaurs and more animal demihumans get introduced into the gene pool. As for these new races, they can mostly procreate among themselves, but seeing that they come from more or less the same familiy, it isn't uncommon to see offsprings coming from the two.
I should also add that the depictions of the other species aren't traditional or according to D&D. Most of these races I've redesigned myself for optimal fuckability. I won't go in deep into those redesigns, I'll just mention it as an extra note.
By the way, elves have digitigrade legs. Now live with that.
P.S: I don't know where to add this, so I'll put it here: people from the OG world cannot go to heaven, but they can go to hell. They just can't stay for long due to habitual differences. Advancement in technology would help them survive longer, but permanent residence is impossible. Also, demons can't go to heaven, and vice versa. Only angles can go to heaven.
Like i said before, the advent of different species and cultures would probably shift things a whole lot differently. a human male is stronger than a common female but a canine beastkin might see its female counterparts physically superior over its male counterparts. and i haven't mentioned the multiple other species, like angels, demons, kobolds, gnomes.
fuck me, i was thinking of adding self-sustaining, secretive world-dominating robots at some point in the future of the story. artificial life, basically. and if i gave THEM weapons, it'll present a WHOLE different underlying narrative altogether spanning multiple themes.
what the fuck is wrong with me.
i just wanted to fuck a tesla android.
what the fuck did i come up with.
don't you worry, i based the MC off my ideal image of a stud horse. he's only passive-aggressively horny who am i kidding I'll make him fuck the sun if the chance arises if sex is a battlefield he's motherfucking GI Joe.As for the mc, that's fine with me, I was assuming you havent started writing the series yet. Well as long as you can execute on what you are saying in the last para - aka he is more that a living dildo
but in all seriousness, i just want to make a casual character who isn't a wimp or a sex deviant without too much emotional investment. like a fishing boat in the middle of a whirlpool. chilling in hell. smoking a neat cigar on a toppling building. that kind of deal.
if you're interested on the story, here's a link to it. close to 40k words invested already. if you're into tomboys, casual dialogue, casual sex, and poverty, go try it out.
The Problem Store
There was a guy who went by the name of Guy. He lives in a World, and has many stories to tell about it. Stories of relationships, indulgence, brotherhood, reconciliation, women, and skinship. Especially women and skinship. Guy has a lot of stories about women and skinship. You may or...
though be warned; I'll have him fuck wilder shit as the story progresses.
i didn't go full infodump but i didn't exactly integrate it smoothly into the story either.
the method i went with is by, quite literally, dumping the world-building into a spoiler tab in the middle of the story. of course, there's given context (i had the MC read a history book) but other than that, it came in hard, surprise, and lubeless. the lore doesn't add much to the story but doesn't make any detriments if ignored. it's basically a random encountered glossary page to reward attentive readers who are there BEYOND the smut.
here's an example. it happens around the first few paragraphs and as far as I'm concerned, you can literally continue the story without a hitch even without ever touching the spoiler tag:
The Problem Store - Chapter 2.5 | The Constant | Scribble Hub
is it the best way to show the lore of the world? fuck no. is it the worst? quite close. it's sort of an experiment i want to play; to see how far and insane i can take the world-building without ever interfering with the main plot. it'll be hard and difficult but it's gonna be fun. like having an apathetic MC be transmigrated into some far-off, amazing isekai world and all he does is taxes for the rest of the story.
holy fuck, there'll be a lot of poaching. like spies/scouts roaming around kingdoms looking for that perfect candidate to entice them into their army. like a chosen one scenario.
reverse engineering could exist. you can't dismantle the weapon, but you can at least experiment with the thing. it's basically a very delicate risk/balancing act where you want to make your weapon as innocuous as possible but intricate enough that only people who know, know. like a broadsword but you hide a secret mechanic underneath that when activated, turns into a ballistic blade missile.
but as i said, you tinker a weapon enough, you're gonna start noticing something.
i'd probably relegate this to the early stages of civilization, though. like an Arms Race similar to the cold war where every royalty started making really dangerous weapons and their children started dying because they accidentally dismembered themselves because the queen decided hiding rusty nails inside the hilt of the blade is a good idea.
these types of weapons would probably be banned in modern society because, you know, ?️uman rights and all that.
i won't make some crazy giant contraption, though; at least one that catches on. as outlandish as my lore is, i still want it to be semi-realistic, at the very least.
that might happen in the early stages but I've come up with some concepts of early childhood care or in-universe government conspiracy where the CIA MK-ULTRAs little girls to suppress their true weapon potential and now you have cults surrounding "breaking the summoning limit" when all the education board is doing is try to introduce some OSHA health-and-safety regulation regarding weapon summoning so that little girls don't accidentally spawn a shank in their choccy milk and kill themselves.
hey, that gives me a good idea.
weapons declaration IDs for all women. that'll be fun. like how cinemas have compartments beneath the seats where women can store their larger weapons so that they won't accidentally spawn a halberd and take out someone's frontal lobe halfway through the screening of My Little Pony: Rainbow Holocaust.
oh boy, i have to heavily revise the prison system in this case.
oh god.
this is fun.
i feel like im having my tastes horribly misinterpreted here
