I hate—no, I despise cockroaches.

[Napalm]

The thread's name says it all.

I despise those little bastards, with their disgusting bodies, and everything about them is repulsive. The only creature I hate as much as cockroaches are ringworms, who are literal parasites.

Let me explain to you my sheer hatred for cockroaches, I'd rather wrestle with a bear than touch a cockroach, I'd rather eat an entire snake than look at a cockroach. I hate how they run around your house with that much arrogance, like bitch, if I wasn't so scared of you, I'd send you into the atmosphere.

Cockroaches are literally the worst species to ever exist, and no one can ever argue for these cockroaches.

Message to any cockroach: eject yourself from this plane of existence, eradicate any and all traces of your pathetic life. And most importantly, don't come into my house please.

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

*cough, cough* Ringworms are fungi infections for the skin. Not a parasitic one, but I get what you are saying!

I agree with you about these pests! They are an abomination, who love to find my feet to crawl on! They are nasty and are so bad! I want to hurl every time I see one! Especially the American roach! They are flying monsters!

They are not only the worst pest ever to exist! They won't die even if you radiate or chop their heads off! In fact... They will outlive every species on this earth!

P.S. With your last message, you have invited all of them to your house.

 

[tiaf]

they run around your house

The moment you see them you know it's already too late as they only come out when their main hidings are overpopulated...

Message to any cockroach: eject yourself from this plane of existence, eradicate any and all traces of your pathetic life. And most importantly, don't come into my house please.

Nuke—
...
Wait, they don't die even if you nuke them!

 

[RepresentingCaution]

A librarian at my elementary school had hissing cockroaches. I thought those were the coolest things ever! She also let me come in early to feed her fish in the morning.

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

I like cockroaches, when they're trapped inside a nice glass box that they will never escape from. Then I can safely laugh and mock them for how ugly they are.

 

[Deleted member 45782]

i hate bugs, insects, and arachnids in general. Save maybe for a few.

 

[SilvoidVorstellung]

The thread's name says it all.

I despise those little bastards, with their disgusting bodies, and everything about them is repulsive. The only creature I hate as much as cockroaches are ringworms, who are literal parasites.

Let me explain to you my sheer hatred for cockroaches, I'd rather wrestle with a bear than touch a cockroach, I'd rather eat an entire snake than look at a cockroach. I hate how they run around your house with that much arrogance, like bitch, if I wasn't so scared of you, I'd send you into the atmosphere.

Cockroaches are literally the worst species to ever exist, and no one can ever argue for these cockroaches.

Message to any cockroach: eject yourself from this plane of existence, eradicate any and all traces of your pathetic life. And most importantly, don't come into my house please.

How about centipede

 

[Agentt]

A librarian at my elementary school had hissing cockroaches. I thought those were the coolest things ever! She also let me come in early to feed her fish in the morning.

Those are giant enough to not be scary, which is a very weird concept

I like cockroaches, when they're trapped inside a nice glass box that they will never escape from. Then I can safely laugh and mock them for how ugly they are.

Put a mantis or spider inside