I approach you again, this time I give u cookie(s) ?

[Raymann]

I approach you again, this time I give u cookie(s)

As you close distance toward me while holding the cookie, I take the cookie and eat. You look at my oddly similar face.....
When did you see me last time? You wonder.
You get flustered and habitually bring your hand to hide your face, only to find me mimicking your actions.
You realise, I never existed. It was all your imagination. You were looking at a mirror while imagining me.
You are standing in the room with cookie crumbs on your lips.
You feel lonely, you feel sad.
As you turn to leave the room, you wish only if I was real.
As you ponder these thoughts, the reflection standing in the mirror behind you turns her head 180° and gives an eerie smile.?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

As you close distance toward me while holding the cookie, I take the cookie and eat. You look at my oddly similar face.....
When did you see me last time? You wonder.
You get flustered and habitually bring your hand to hide your face, only to find me mimicking your actions.
You realise, I never existed. It was all your imagination. You were looking at a mirror while imagining me.
You are standing in the room with cookie crumbs on your lips.
You feel lonely, you feel sad.
As you turn to leave the room, you wish only if I was real.
As you ponder these thoughts, the reflection standing in the mirror behind you turns her head 180° and gives an eerie smile.?

I take the meds

 

[MintiLime]

I do not eat the cookies. I am stupid, not an idiot.

example for stupid: This very year I ate a corn kernel from a stray ear on the ground of a corn maze at a local farm.

example of Idiot Behavior: Taking food from people that may have put who knows what in it.

see? I will risk the bacteria, I will not risk your cooking.

 

[Deleted member 139452]

The cookies are firmly within your grasp. They will not return to me.

What do you do?

I will ask "why are cookies called cookies if they are baked?" And leave you alone as you try to comprehend why

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I will ask "why are cookies called cookies if they are baked?" And leave you alone as you try to comprehend why

because the secret ingredient is weed

 

[Deleted member 139452]

because the secret ingredient is weed

What grade weed is it?

 

[J_Chemist]

There is an endless amount of cookies, should you continue, the universe will be filled with cookies. The old gods(grandmas) shall return to bake everything else that isn't a cookie, into a cookie.

My years playing cookie clicker has paid off.

Time to drown the world in edible sugary treats.

 

[Deleted member 139452]

because the secret ingredient is weed

I don't use or sell low grade crap

 

[Ellieporter]

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[Deleted member 84247]

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I yoinked your meme! Muhahahahaha!

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

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Hmm... I am not stealing... Just borrowing for an unspecified amount of time.

 

[Sola-sama]

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[Deleted member 54065]

The cookies are firmly within your grasp. They will not return to me.

What do you do?

Give it to @Aaqil

I'm diabetic, so I can't eat the cookie

 

[NotaNuffian]