I’ll replace you all

[Ilikewaterkusa]

M’kay.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Sounds sad.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Please, no.

 

[georgelee5786]

Oof

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Oh! You're going to do dishes for me?

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Oh! You're going to do dishes for me?

How much?

 

[Aaqil]

How much?

Clean my dishes as well! :D

 

[RepresentingCaution]

How much?

20 dishes per day, 23 if you count cleaning the floor under the highchair 3 times per day as doing dishes.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Take my debts then.

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

20 dishes per day, 23 if you count cleaning the floor under the highchair 3 times per day as doing dishes.

I mean pay

Take my debts then.

College loans? How much?

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I mean pay

I already promised the kid's boogers to @Agentt but you're welcome to the urine if you can find a use for it.

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

I already promised the kid's boogers to @Agentt but you're welcome to the urine if you can find a use for it.

I get a urinal now!

 

[BenJepheneT]

quite flattering to think that someone considers my position as an overworked/underpaid part-time wagie in a run-down tuition centre worthy of taking

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

quite flattering to think that someone considers my position as an overworked/underpaid part-time wagie in a run-down tuition centre worthy of taking

HOLY FUCK! ID TAKE THAT JOB!

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

Well, replace me if you may.

Especially If you're a women who hate and Envy man and want to live as a handsome man with lots of free time easily, you can replace me.

I'm quite handsome by parent standard. But nobody ever said I'm ugly, and many people said I'm quite handsome. Quite. I have heard people that admit some people were interested in me but quite awkward to get close due to my personality.

I'm not smoking or having any addiction. So it's very healthy body.

It's easy to live. My parent never physically hurt me, and never actually abuse me. And I never interact properly with them, Plus I have no friends and no contact with colleague.

It's been a while since I contact them, and I never show my side to them as I'm always the silent guy. so no matter what I do nobody will be suspicious.

So no suspicion from parent if I'm suddenly replaced or having different personalities.

there's almost nothing in my room. Most of them were clothes that weren't properly packed since I move home quite often (not economics, just that my parent haven't choose their permanent home).

and I'm not even otaku/VVeabo, so no shitty sexy anime statue.

the only issue I had is that I have problem with connecting people socially. Nobody insult me for being ugly, but they insult me for how hard it is to communicate with me.

And that's actually a good news, you can just replace me and start from anew.

all that combined means complete freedom if you manage to replace me.

so it's very easy for people to replace me.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

But nobody ever said I'm ugly

You are ugly.

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

You are ugly.

Thanks, nobody does that before.
I'm grateful for that.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Thanks, nobody does that before.
I'm grateful for that.

You're welcome.

 

[Lloyd]

Do it

 

[Frank-9976]

Ilikewaterkusa had replaced everyone. Their plan for world domination had been fulfilled. After powering up their metaphysical cloning machine, the soul of every single person on planet was replaced with a copy of Ilikewaterkusa's soul. They could control everyone. No one was free from their influence.

But what was the point of living? Every problem of life had been overcome now. They had made everyone their personal slave, but there was no object to slave towards. So Ilikewaterkusa thought for a long while. Eventually they decided that they would create the world's largest...

I better stop it there before I go beyond PG-13.