How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Hoshino]

Nah I'd win-nya.

 

[georgelee5786]

I would tie a bunch of zombies together and use them as a raft to escape to the island of Guam, where I would spend my days farming Kiwis and cultivating a colony of invasive birds to sustain me

 

[LeilaniOtter]

Didn't you guys see "Zombieland"? It explains everything. *^^*

 

[PyrusMG]

I'd just join the zombies. As long as they're not fast zombies, I'm too lazy to be running all the time.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I live in the US. With more than 50% of the world's firearms and more ammunition than there are living people on this planet, I bet the problem would get sorted before I ever saw a single zombie (unless the pandemic started exactly where I am).

 

[CarburetorThompson]

Wait.

Seriously, think about it. Zombies are rotting animated corpses, they can only last so long before they quite literally fall apart. Give them maybe a month or two max before they are incapable of movement.

 

[Cipiteca396]

I would not, I think. Once the water stops working, the food will disappear. Travel would mean running into more and more zombies, so...

I live in the US. With more than 50% of the world's firearms and more ammunition than there are living people on this planet, I bet the problem would get sorted before I ever saw a single zombie (unless the pandemic started exactly where I am).

I might have agreed with statements like that before covid.

Wait.

Seriously, think about it. Zombies are rotting animated corpses, they can only last so long before they quite literally fall apart. Give them maybe a month or two max before they are incapable of movement.

Most zombies have ways around this, or all the zombie movies would end in 28 days-

 

[Anonjohn20]

I might have agreed with statements like that before covid.

Gun owners can't shoot someone infected with covid; they could, however, shoot a zombie. A good point often not mentioned is that our giant nation had an increase in Covid (and measles) due to our unsecured borders that allowed sick people in (as opposed to countries like Italy that successfully sent everyone away). In a hypothetical zombies in the US scenario, our neighbors would have that problem; with an unsecured border, the zombies could travel to Canada and Mexico and unfortunately harass them unless they finally decided to do their part.

 

[BreadIsACuisine]

There's not much information given about what type "zombie apocalypse" are you talking about. Are they resident evil c-virus zombie that infect and mutate fast? But are easy to dispatch in early stages. Or t virus where they are hella hard to kill.

Are they fast, slow or do they explode and release virus through the air?

Is the virus air transmitted? How fast is the infection speed? Where it started first? Does water is already infected? What about sea?

Well for me I wouldn't worry too much as long as the zombies don't become super or the virus/curse/whatever way they transmitted arent too super.

Since I live in a fridge safe and totally "cool".

 

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[ThirdRateNovelist]

Let's say we have prep time, imma just say i go into a bunker, store canned foods, just chill and game, I guess until the lights turn off. (Assuming I have a generator, I could just keep gaming those old videogame until time past by)

Eventually there will be a time that I leave the bunker to recuperate my needs and repeat.

 

[Supperset]

Nuke 'em

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

I'd be patient zero. The apocalypse starts with me.