How would YOU get rich?

[BenJepheneT]

Let's say, in a hypothetical situation, God has given you unlimited funds. However, you can't use those funds for yourself. You could only use it for le BUSINESS, and le INVESTMENT so you could become rich.

How would you become rich?

 

[AkalE]

Buy shares in oil and tech companies.

 

[Saileri]

I'd fund an animation studio and have them pick up my favorite novels and mangos to adapt. It would also have an H-department. Everyone knows porn sells well.

Since I have unlimited funds, I could pump the money into it until the quality will be top tier and the products will start earning good moniez. And it kinda fits perfectly my path of life, since I'm at Marketing and Management.

 

[Bloodysin28]

I would purchase entire countries,then make otaku culture including Nomi games great again.

 

[Deleted member 29316]

I'd spread the 'Religion of T H I C C Thighs' so that there'd be world peace.

 

[LazyPanda]

I'd spread the 'Religion of T H I C C Thighs' so that there'd be world peace.

 

[AkalE]

Okay... In retrospect I can't believe I said it this:

Buy shares in oil and tech companies.

Of course I am going to start a meme company.

 

[Ral]

YOU are already rich by this point with infinite value.

 

[ForestDweller]

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Let's say, in a hypothetical situation, God has given you unlimited funds. However, you can't use those funds for yourself. You could only use it for le BUSINESS, and le INVESTMENT so you could become rich.

How would you become rich?

Just put it in a stable stock account lol

 

[RepresentingCaution]

First, I would pay off the politicians to make prostitution legal in California. Then, I'd set up a luxury brothel. Everybody wins!

 

[binarysoap]

Simple, just go to some casino and dump it all there.
I might get like only 40% of that back, but infinity times 0.4 is still infinity

So is God basically asking you to launder money for him?

 

[AliceShiki]

I guess I'd make a translation company to get all mangas I wanna read in English an official translation.

Oh, and I could make pay for Japanese classes for all my editors and Proofreaders, to eventually make them translators as well! That'd be great!

 

[Ekfreet]

I would start an automatic bidet company and start massive advertising movements to let the west know the wonders of having water r*pe -ehem- clean ur anus.

 

[BenJepheneT]

YOU are already rich by this point with infinite value.

But you can't use them. It's like having your name stenciled onto your lunch tray but there's no food on it. What's the point?

BUT you can invest in it. Wyd?

 

[Vaxel00]

I would cause a recession by injecting all that capital into the system. Not before obtaining lots of land and weaponry, then I would take over as a despotic warlord.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Making money with unlimited money? Find a few different risky investments with big payouts. Keep gambling on them until you get a payout. Live the r/walstreetbets dream.

The other way is to find small tech companies that are developing something that seems convenient for a wide variety of different people. Then invest hard. Take a backseat most of the time unless they're going to do something really fucking stupid. Maybe do this for a few different ones. Stop investing if it looks like it's going to go downhill.

Essentially, pick a few riskier options that look like they could do well, invest, and even if only one of them succeeds, you'll make back everything because of how explosive their growth will be.

If you have unlimited funds but you can't use those funds for yourself, lose as much of it as possible while gaining an equal amount back that belongs to you. They can take all the losses while you get all the profits.

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Money is nothing but an abstract concept to facilitate the exchange of goods and services. What is important is to control the means of production. They are the source of true wealth.

 

[Saileri]

Money is nothing but an abstract concept to facilitate the exchange of goods and services. What is important is to control the means of production. They are the source of true wealth.

True. Let's buy a dildo factory. I want the dragon ones.

 

[Xiaoshen]

Start a cult, take the world by storm through addictive gacha games focused around the adventures of I, the great pope xxYourFather32xx; go full scientology and charge exorbitant fees for presidents, governors and big-name actors to join my gambling, blackjack & hookers religion. Maybe train a cadre of assassins who've been driven to debt through shitty gacha rolls.

 

[Ral]

But you can't use them. It's like having your name stenciled onto your lunch tray but there's no food on it. What's the point?

BUT you can invest in it. Wyd?

But you can use it. In very limited ways, but still, you could. Evaluated this way, then you have infinite value.

If you still doubt this, then . . . Do you know that Santa Clause was once listed as the richest fictional character by Forbes? Giving gifts to children every year, Santa Clause has the estimated value of ∞. This is a similar situation. You have infinite resource to invest, Santa gives infinite amount of gifts . . . if Santa have an infinite value why can't you?

And seriously, your analogy is just off.

And you can invest, but considering you have infinite amount of resource to invest, you can virtually invest in everything. You have the world economy in your claws.