How would you describe this haircut? I'm stumped

[ThrillingHuman]

new age bullshit

 

[CupcakeNinja]

I'm trying to write my protagonist and he's sporting this hair cut but I have no idea how to describe it any suggestions?

shaggy and unkempt, every thread glistening with unknown oils and spittle. Like my pubic hair after having gotten freshly fellated by my sister's distant cousin Marianne who liked eating potato chips with chocolate syrup.

A kind woman, our Mari. New really got good at fellatio from the jokes i hear from her husband, and somehow i feel as if its a personal failure even though i only got with her, like, twice. Hector, if you ever read this, i'm sorry. Had i known where life would bring us, I would have tried harder for you

 

[Alseki.]

He got bangs. Those are called bangs.

 

[kokiboki]

I'm trying to write my protagonist and he's sporting this hair cut but I have no idea how to describe it any suggestions?

A shaggy haircut, that reminds people of the ruined ends of a broom

 

[Paul__Michaels]

Not long enough.

I know I was trying to sound like a out of touch boomer. But voice inflictions are hard to write in text format ?

 

[laccoff_mawning]

Messy hair.

Hair that looked like it had been dragged through a hedge backwards, and hit a bird's nest along the way.

 

[Sabruness]

emo pixie?

 

[Deleted member 113259]

I wouldn't describe it. I'd leave it up to Lamar.

 

[MajorKerina]

“I just got up too early in the morning and I spent two hours doing my hair but I want to make it look like I just woke up and did nothing to my hair.”