How to stop suffering from success?

[J_Chemist]

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[Deleted member 84247]

Extremely low expectations are the key to my success.

This is the wrong thread. We are talking about how to stop suffering from success, not how to start. See next weeks Ted Talk for that.

 

[georgelee5786]

You successfully made me read your story.

The fact that you didn't include making me write chapter four means you already did the two easy steps to lower your IQ.

That's step 3.5 for Envy only

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

tldr

Shortened version for slackers like you. If you can't read it, how can you expect to be successful to stop being successful?

Follow the S-shaped pathway.
Follow the A-shaped pathway
Then follow the P-shaped pathway.
Then get rocketed out via air cannon.
You will be free then.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Don't forget procreation!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Don't forget procreation!

You can't keep getting away with this!

 

[RepresentingPride]

Shortened version for slackers like you. If you can't read it, how can you expect to be successful to stop being successful?

Follow the S-shaped pathway.
Follow the A-shaped pathway
Then follow the P-shaped pathway.
Then get rocketed out via air cannon.
You will be free then.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

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Explaining the joke would just make it too serious. It's meant to be a light-hearted roast, especially since I'm not successful either, so I would be walking through the pathway too.
If you don't get it, you don't get it!
*thumbs-up*

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Forgot to mention one thing. @RepresentingEnvy Preach sistah!!! ?

 

[RepresentingPride]

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Explaining the joke would just make it too serious. It's meant to be a light-hearted roast, especially since I'm not successful either, so I would be walking through the pathway too.
If you don't get it, you don't get it!
*thumbs-up*

I don't get most of the english joke! Bear with it!

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I don't get most of the english joke! Bear with it!

Which is fine!
Still not explaining it though!
Someone else can explain it!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Forgot to mention one thing. @RepresentingEnvy Preach sistah!!! ?

I am becoming a priestess. This is also a key to stop succeeding! ?

 

[Corty]

Since following En-chan's tips, I have become a nobody. It is such a wonderful feeling to be ignored and unsuccessful! It works, 100%!

Would become a loser once again, 0/10!

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Are you troubled like me? Are you gifted with everything you touch turning into crimson? Well, look no further! This is the thread for you!

Do you find yourself writing characters that are far too gripping and Enteresting? Do the peasants hang on your every word? Look no further! This is the thread for you!

Have you ever wished you could be more boring and mundane, perhaps...Monotone? Well, look no further! This is the thread for you!

If you ever thought yourself too brilliant to fail, this is the thread for you! Today, I will give you five tips to stop succeeding!

1. Stop being hilarious and entertaining.
2. Stop writing Enteresting characters and gripping storylines that leave people moist or killing over laughing.
3. Stop being an absolute unit.
4. Lower your IQ by at least 30 points with these two tricks.
5. Become woke and realize that your success is meaningless in the grand scheme of things

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. This has been "How to stop suffering from success?" With En-chan~

So what you're telling me is its impossible. My brilliance, dwarfing that of the light of a billion suns, can never be dimmed? I am cursed with perfection beyond Heaven's reckoning?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Poor, @RepresentingEnvy ! I wrote this guide for you. I understand your pain and I'm here for you. ?

How to Stop Succeeding in Life and on Scribble Hub.
A TED Talk by Matcha for everyone who struggles with success in life and on Scribble Hub.
With this simple guide, you'll be able to fail much more easily.

- Morning Rituals: Start your day on the right foot by waking up when the sun is already thinking about setting again. Who needs the morning, anyway?
- Champion's Diet: Embrace the philosophy of junk food as if it were the only nutrient existing on the planet. If it's not fried or covered in chocolate, it's not worthy of your palate.
- Contact with Nature? No Thanks: Grass? It's that green stuff outside your window. You'll see it in photos, eventually.
- Creative Financial Management: Experience the art of living beyond your means. ? The credit card is your new best imaginary friend with benefits.
- Adult Decisions: Who needs responsibility? Ignore contraceptives, it will be fine.
- Bold Investments: Gambling is the new saving. ? Who knows? The next bet might finance your junk food for eternity.
- Liquid Explorations: Turn every occasion into a good reason to celebrate with alcoholic drinks. ?Tuesday morning? Sounds like the perfect time.
- Shopping Therapy: Waste money on purchases so useless that you won't even remember them the next day. Who needs savings when you can have useless gadgets?
- Elevated Procrastination: Why do today what you can put off to... never? Don't do today or tomorrow, what you should have done yesterday. The art of procrastination is sacred.
- Creative Priorities: Writing this post is definitely more urgent than working on the chapter you were supposed to finish three weeks ago.
- Consistency? Never Heard of It: Publishing chapters at a constant pace is for the weak. Surprise your readers: today, tomorrow, or next year. Who can say?
- Philosophy of Minimal Effort: Consider physical activity an urban myth, something others do and talk about, but you wisely decide to ignore. Why sweat when you can live life from the couch?
- Wattpad: Throw yourself into the silent universe of Wattpad. You'll learn the concepts of nothingness, loneliness, and emptiness.
- Venturing on Royal Road with a Non-LitRPG: Publish a story on Royal Road that has nothing to do with LitRPG, just to see what happens.
- The Art of Digital Silence: Treat the comments of your readers as promotional emails: read, ignore, and proceed. Responding? That's for mundane writers.
- Platform and Theme Choice: Boys Love on Scribble Hub, Girls Love on Wattpad. Why not? After all, life is too short not to explore.
- Being Political: Never miss an opportunity to infuse your stories with a good dose of politics and preaching. Propaganda, baby!
- Twist Ending: After dragging your readers through chapters and chapters, reveal that it was all a dream. Classic.
- NTR Bonus: NTR out of the blue. Suddenly. Your readers will love it!

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. This has been "How to stop suffering from success?" With En-chan~

Is this sarcasm?
*sniff-sniff*
It smells like sarcasm.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Is this sarcasm?
*sniff-sniff*
It smells like sarcasm.

No, En-chan is always 100 percent serious. ?

 

[RepresentingWrath]

No, En-chan is always 100 percent serious. ?

And humble.

 

[BetterNickPending]

I have one god advice for all of you.

Rewrite your chapter until it is perfect. If you by any chance manage achieving that, remember that you need to have few chapters prepared in advance. So write second one. Than Rewrite the new one until it is perfect.

But do those two perfect chapters perfectly match to each other?
Rewrite both chapters until they both perfectly match to each other, but be careful to not damage one of the chapters stand alone perfection.

It has been already 3 years since you started writing. People will not be engaged in your story if you post only one chapter every few years. you have to give your readers something more to read.

Write the third chapter. Rewrite it until it's perfect. now make sure it perfectly matches to chapter 1 and 2 without ruining any chapters stand alone perfection.

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[Deleted member 84247]

Rewrite your chapter until it is perfect.

I already do that, of course. All of my chapters are perfect. I am trying to figure out how to stop succeeding.