How to make and save your money

[J_Chemist]

Came in here not expecting anything.

Leaving with expectations met.

 

[RavenRunes]

Step one: Sell your organs
Selling your organs is a quick and efficient way to make money, remember the more you sell the more you make

Step Two: Tax evasion
Just stop paying Taxes why pay taxes when you could just keep your money, I mean its your money

Step Three: Print Money
Printing money will multiply your money count x5

Step four: Invest in my crypto - I like girls with big fat titt*es
This is a great way to make money invest in my crypto no one elses

What happens when you've ran out of your organs? Are you dead? Two, you don't have to pay taxes when you're dead, so that's sound advice there I find. Three, print money. Not sure how you achieve this one when dead - maybe number 4, crypt currency, can provide ideas. First, get over being dead, though.