How to cook cheese?

[Agentt]

Slap it very quickly until the cheese liquify and the kinetic energy is dissipated into thermal energy from friction of turbulent flow.

Serve on a piece of bread.

I am so ignorant to ways of cheese, i don't even know if this is a joke or not

 

[GodlessEmperor]

I am so ignorant to ways of cheese, i don't even know if this is a joke or not

It's not. Fake cheese like that you can liquify by slapping it really hard. As a beginner I recommend using a stepping stool and jumping to get some extra slap.

 

[Agentt]

It's not. Fake cheese like that you can liquify by slapping it really hard. As a beginner I recommend using a stepping stool and jumping to get some extra slap.

I-....what? The hell?!

 

[Lloyd]

So, I love cheese, but I actually haven't buyed any, till now.
I bought it kinda in impulse, but now i don't know what to do with it.

I asked a person, and she said,
"What type of cheese is it?"
And my mind went,


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I did knew there were many types of cheeses, but i always thought the said types were just a delicacy only nobles can enjoy, just like how nobles can enjoy "English tea", "Darjeeling Tea", "fermented tea" etc, while we just say tea.


Anyhow, I don't know what kind of cheese this is, the packet just says Cheese.
It is white, and eating it raw gives a buttery taste.


So, well, what do i do with this thing? Other than sandwiches and eating raw

Cheese was typically a pretty standard food everyone ate, since it is a good way to use milk and it doesn't go bad for many many years if stored correctly. The good bacteria in cheese help to destroy the bad bacteria. It's also pretty easy to make cheese once you know how.

 

[BenJepheneT]

@Paul_Tromba I'm doing this for your name

 

[Reborn_Cat]

I-....what? The hell?!

rubbing it very quickly between your hands also works, but it ends up very messy

 

[tiaf]

looks like mozzarella and that's only good on burgers. you can try it on toast/bread and heat both up for like 30s in a toaster or a microwave

Balsamico and tomatoes with mozzarella are chef kiss

 

[greyblob]

Balsamico and tomatoes with mozzarella are chef kiss

never had it before, but it sounds good. though im not sure about eating mozzarella cold and solid

 

[tiaf]

never had it before, but it sounds good. though im not sure about eating mozzarella cold and solid

It’s tasty. I love to eat mozzarella cold.

 

[owotrucked]

never had it before, but it sounds good. though im not sure about eating mozzarella cold and solid

Supermarket mozzarella is tasteless, but normal ones are creamy and slightly salty so it still tastes good cold

 

[T.K._Paradox]

Slap it very quickly until the cheese liquify and the kinetic energy is dissipated into thermal energy from friction of turbulent flow.

Serve on a piece of bread.

Got it, I am going to spank my mozzarella in the kitchen and scream, "I'm curdling!" When it finally melts.

 

[greyblob]

It’s tasty. I love to eat mozzarella cold.

eating just cheese sounds disgusting to me tbh. i dunno

Supermarket mozzarella is tasteless, but normal ones are creamy and slightly salty so it still tastes good cold

i have probably only eaten the cheap kind. not sure if i can find something of quality near me but i'll keep on the lookout just in case

 

[tiaf]

eating just cheese sounds disgusting to me tbh

I never said to eat it without anything. I can maybe eat one or two tiny cheese squares without anything else. But the joy is to have it together with other food.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

@Paul_Tromba I'm doing this for your name

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