How to add more oomph to a word

Agentt

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So, me and my father were talking about how bad the literature curriculum is, when the topic shifted to teachers,

I wanted to tell him that joke, the one which is basically like this


So I began,
"Okay Dad, there exists a myth, a legend that....wait...what's the hindi word for myth and legend?"

So, for legend he said Maha Kavya, which is a better word for narration actually, bit I'll take it. It literally translates to Epic Writing.

But the word for myth was rather lackluster, it didn't had the oomph the English myth has, it was Avdharna, which literally translates to assumptions.


So, I wondered, what makes a word have more oomph?


My first guess was that the oomph of a word can be easily calculated by the formula

Amount of meanings the word has ÷ Amount of letters the word has.


Which made sense at the time.
I mean, short words like thrust, force, myth have way more coolness than their longer counterparts, such as....
*goes to thesaurus.com*

Such as compelsion or subjection, or fabrication.


But if it worked like that, wouldn't the word "set" be the most oomph word ever, given that it has the most number of meanings and is also so sooo small.

So, I changed the formula to

Amount of precise meanings/number of letters

But there was another problem.


Words like Gigantic are way cooler than saying big or huge, despite it having more letters and exactly same number of meanings.


So, how to make a word more oomph?
 

Mellohwa

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Or, you could write it in italic.
it's more oomph and sexy~
 

Mellohwa

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Would it become sexier if I write in French, I wonder?
Bounjour, J'mapell Agentt, jesvine Indian, com si com sa.

That was horrible french.
it is sexier~
i don't understand it tho :blob_catflip:
 
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