A political advertisement from Citizens for a higher minimum rage.
Fellow citizens.
Did you know that in the past 60 years since the Space Lizards allowed us to have our own country, rage disparity has increased dramatically? The difference in the amount of rage between your average apathetic citizen, and the one percent has widened over 70%, despite the fact that inflation has increased the over all amount of rage in our country by 260%?
My fellow Americans, too long have the one percent among us possessed all the outrage and indignity. Young people today are disillusioned and simply have given up on any hope of becoming intolerant, tooth-gnashing firebrands of myopic opinions. If we are to have any hope of turning the apathetic children of today, into the ranting blowhards of tomorrow, our country needs to raise the federal minimum rage.
Our detractors would speak about how raising the minimum rage hurts small businesses, how we need to reduce the minimum rage to remain competitive with other countries. What they don't want you to hear...
Is their screams.
As we beat them to death.
With lead pipes.
So join us and write your puppet government representative and ask to raise the minimum rage. Think about the children. Think how lazy they are. All the work that you did to give them a better life and now they sit around playing on Facebook and twittering.
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