How much would you invest in Envy stonks?

[Deleted member 84247]

Invest in a witchpire.

 

[Ellieporter]

Invest in a witchpire.

Endeed. I'm on my way to become a board director and buy more vampy bodypillows for my demonic minions...

 

[Syringe]

I won't disclose how much I've invested, but I hope it's enough to have me on the Board.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I can give ya four witch hats and a staff - I was going to throw some away anyway

 

[NotaNuffian]

You made a thread.

Wow. The dedication.

I made a donation of four hats and a staff. Good lukc with your magic endeavor.

 

[WeissBlatt]

Two. Maybe three.

 

[melchi]

3 stockings

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Invest in a witchpire.

I offer you the color Red. Not blood, but genuine, purified scarlet.

You made a thread.

Wow. The dedication.

I made a donation of four hats and a staff. Good lukc with your magic endeavor.

Of course you give a staff. That's so in character.

 

[Sola-sama]

 

[APieceOfRock]

If I'm the biggest shareholder will you let me out of your basement?

 

[ThrillingHuman]

If I'm the biggest shareholder will you let me out of your basement?

NEVER! How can a basement stand without a foundational rock?

 

[RynnTheTired]

Dragon hoard, definitely.

Spoiler: Iggy's Hoard

"And look down here!" Iggy said, jumping down to the lower shelf. "This is where I keep my special treasures! Thenio is my friend, so I'll let you look at them, okay?"

Thenio bent down to look. The bottom shelf contained an odd assortment of things. There was a glass bowl filled with colorful marbles, and a wooden tray with small rocks spread out on it. There was also an arrangement of various feathers and another of dried seed pods. Along the back of the cabinet was a cloth-covered board with pressed leaves fastened to it and several picture frames that held what looked like finger paintings, though when Thenio looked closer, he saw the marks of tiny paws, rather than human fingerprints.

 

[LunaSoltaer]

If I'm the biggest shareholder will you let me out of your basement?

I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move:

"I invest a basement."

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I invest in nothing, just like I won't commission anything.

 

[georgelee5786]

Four toenails, a pound of facial hair, and the dollar bill i've had in my left ass pocket for 4-5 hours

 

[RepresentingCaution]

4 pints of breastmilk and a homemade charm bracelet

 

[Rhaps]

Two barrels of crude oil, and a homemade railgun

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Endeed. I'm on my way to become a board director and buy more vampy bodypillows for my demonic minions...

Yea...For your minions....

I won't disclose how much I've invested, but I hope it's enough to have me on the Board.

You are on the witchcraft board of directors~

I can give ya four witch hats and a staff - I was going to throw some away anyway

+4

You made a thread.

Wow. The dedication.

I made a donation of four hats and a staff. Good lukc with your magic endeavor.

+8

Two. Maybe three.

3 stockings

3 shillings.

I offer you the color Red. Not blood, but genuine, purified scarlet.

Of course you give a staff. That's so in character.

I am thankful to own a color, but I am giving a staff? +7

+11

If I'm the biggest shareholder will you let me out of your basement?

You must become a huge shareholder. I already have 11 staves.

NEVER! How can a basement stand without a foundational rock?

I second this. Discard my earlier statement.

Dragon hoard, definitely.

Spoiler: Iggy's Hoard

"And look down here!" Iggy said, jumping down to the lower shelf. "This is where I keep my special treasures! Thenio is my friend, so I'll let you look at them, okay?"

Thenio bent down to look. The bottom shelf contained an odd assortment of things. There was a glass bowl filled with colorful marbles, and a wooden tray with small rocks spread out on it. There was also an arrangement of various feathers and another of dried seed pods. Along the back of the cabinet was a cloth-covered board with pressed leaves fastened to it and several picture frames that held what looked like finger paintings, though when Thenio looked closer, he saw the marks of tiny paws, rather than human fingerprints.

How many staves are in the dragon hoard? I will just add +500 to the total....

I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move:

"I invest a basement."

Ah... The pebble will be happy to have a second home. +2 basements

I invest in nothing, just like I won't commission anything.

So you are investing in everything? New staves get. +1011

Four toenails, a pound of facial hair, and the dollar bill i've had in my left ass pocket for 4-5 hours

I don't need your investment, but the bill I will take. You don't get any shares.

4 pints of breastmilk and a homemade charm bracelet

How much blood is in the breast milk? I will take the homemade charm bracelet. Is it made by your son?

Two barrels of crude oil, and a homemade railgun

Is it a broom railgun? As in a witch broom that is also a railgun.

 

[georgelee5786]

Yea...For your minions....

You are on the witchcraft board of directors~

+4

+8



3 shillings.

I am thankful to own a color, but I am giving a staff? +7

+11

You must become a huge shareholder. I already have 11 staves.

I second this. Discard my earlier statement.

How many staves are in the dragon hoard? I will just add +500 to the total....

Ah... The pebble will be happy to have a second home. +2 basements

So you are investing in everything? New staves get. +1011

I don't need your investment, but the bill I will take. You don't get any shares.

How much blood is in the breast milk? I will take the homemade charm bracelet. Is it made by your son?

Is it a broom railgun? As in a witch broom that is also a railgun.

then i want my buck back.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

then i want my buck back.

No.