How much do you earn from your novel?

WinterTimeCrime

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I don't think the richest earner here would flaunt their money as if comparing dick sizes. How uncouth.

But if we were, then let's just say MY SLONG has enough girth and width to whip you back and forth like Black Dynamite's Kermit.

I CAN'T POST THE GIF BECAUSE OF FORUM RULES BUT IYKYK.
 

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Between £8k and £11k per month. Depending if it's a good month or not.
you publish books on amazon with another name? because seeing your profile your books are total flops
Hey some of us are broke adults! I make like $0.08 a month on all my writing, mostly articles. ?
how much you make really depends on where you publish and monetize your books, and the level of popularity they reach, which is a combination of algorythm luck, advertising (buying ads), and also their genres of popularity.
It can vary wildly everywhere and even if you learn how much people make it won't really help you at all. You should be asking how to monetize your work instead
 

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I make 130k+ with my technical writing. Just not anywhere near a website that pretty much all of you would have access too. But I have a few decades of doing it to get there, so there is that.

There there's my shlong.
 

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Between £8k and £11k per month. Depending if it's a good month or not.
That's the guy I was wanting to see. Bro can you please send me 10k ?
I make 130k+ with my technical writing. Just not anywhere near a website that pretty much all of you would have access too. But I have a few decades of doing it to get there, so there is that.

There there's my shlong.
130 freaking thousands?. I just wanna know how cool does it feel like to get over 100 grands per month and holding your family
Enough that your mom is saying I'm one of her favorite clients.
If you have that kind of wealth then you should just get some education first... Oh I think someone doesn't know how to write "Favourite". Including someone's mom in every conversation doesn't make one cool, didn't you get that learning from your milf MOM. I mean she is really good at teaching though, I experienced it and it was VIP++ education course ya know?
But it was quite cheap! Just 5 bucks and ahem
 
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That your mom joke really got to you, huh? Either way, favorite is the US spelling, my phone literally says "favourite" is a typo
It is either the UK or Canadian spelling. I grew up reading Tolkien and H. P. Lovecraft so have a bad habit of randomly mixing UK and US spellings myself (much to the chagrin of spell-checkers).

Oh, and the mom reference... as my mom used to pay a lot for good fiction (now she just gets it at the library so she does not have to find a place to store it), I could see her spending money just on a writer to write... :D
 

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130 freaking thousands?. I just wanna know how cool does it feel like to get over 100 grands per month and holding your family
Per Month? Sorry I dropped the ball on that, that is per year. My bad, I wish I did 130k a month. Take home is about 10-12k a month.
 

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Per Month? Sorry I dropped the ball on that, that is per year. My bad, I wish I did 130k a month. Take home is about 10-12k a month.
Blud that's stil ??. Jeez bro when I'll be a joker, you'll be a Millionaire!
 

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Blud that's stil ??. Jeez bro when I'll be a joker, you'll be a Millionaire!
Dude that is Middle Class income in the USA and Upper lower Class income in some big cities like LA and NY. I have a family to feed, clothe, house, medical, and pay for extra education related stuff. Significant Other and me is a 1+1=2 as far as costs goes, with kids though it becomes a logarithmic N to the power of N kids cost progression. Kids are EXPENSIVE. If it was solely me? yeah I would be nicely set.
 

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Someone already posted the We're The Millers screenshot, but, uh, "you guys are getting paid?"
 

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Dude that is Middle Class income in the USA and Upper lower Class income in some big cities like LA and NY. I have a family to feed, clothe, house, medical, and pay for extra education related stuff. Significant Other and me is a 1+1=2 as far as costs goes, with kids though it becomes a logarithmic N to the power of N kids cost progression. Kids are EXPENSIVE. If it was solely me? yeah I would be nicely set.
Oh never thought there'd be a married guy. You know I'm really very used to single environment?
 
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