How does your story compare to The Eye of Argon?

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The Eye of Argon is an awful but necessarily amazing story in the history of fantasy literature that evokes what can only be described as terrible but entertaining writing. How does yours compare? What can we learn from it?

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Not here to compare my writing.

In the hallowed halls of professional authorship, where reputations are built on words, a group of veterans found their amusement in a teenager's clumsy first effort. They weren't just reading it; they were publishing it, intentionally stripping the young author of his name. It was a deliberate act of humiliation, an exhibition of power from those who had it against someone who had none.

It's true, the prose is terrible. The narrative a jumbled mess of power fantasies. But it was also a child’s work. It was a story written for the joy of it.

The true tragedy isn't the story itself. He decided to never write again.

We can all have a laugh at clumsy writing, a fleeting moment of humor that evaporates as quickly as it appears.

But what of those authors?

To take a young person's vulnerability and turn it into a public spectacle for their own amusement is truly, utterly disgusting.
 

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I came out of my 2nd forum hiatus and spent over 30 minutes watching the videos you sent me to say a few words.

Both sides of the story are valid: The Eye of Argon sucks, and people suck for making fun of its writer. The morality of the issue is for saints and philosophers decide, not us.

How does my work compare to The Eye of Argon? I don't know. I like to think I'm in that weird middle ground between campy and intriguing. However, the fact that I enjoy doing everything myself like Robert Rodriguez also prevents me from having a point of reference.

What can we learn from it? Easy, any press is good press. If you write an awful story or direct a box office bomb that goes viral for even a year, your name will receive a reputation. It may be a poor one, but it's still better than writing something on par with When You Reach Me or Ender's Game (two of my favorite books) that no one reads or knows about.

Bottom line, if you suck at writing and have a fan base of haters or write low-quality slop that people somehow enjoy, I am so jealous of you. But even if you aren't on the map, if you can have fun and love the haters, there's no difference in publishing good or bad fiction.
 

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I can't help but compare it to I Applied For A Delivery Job And Got Turned Into A Flying Reindeer?!. Both stories have a lot of similarities in terms of how they were written. The main difference is that IAFADJAGTIAFR?! is a parody of light novels that take their silly ideas far too seriously, so all the bad writing in it is done on purpose (that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it!), while The Eye of Argon was written without a hint of irony.
 

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Well, my characters bleed blood, not crimson.

So I guess I'm nowhere near the quality of TEoA.

I'll probably never be as (in)famous or well-known as it, either.
 

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Bottom line, if you suck at writing and have a fan base of haters or write low-quality slop that people somehow enjoy, I am so jealous of you. But even if you aren't on the map, if you can have fun and love the haters, there's no difference in publishing good or bad fiction.
I read Ender's Game. Good book. One of the chapters is "And then they ran." Kinda cool style there.

Well, prose is art, so we can all dunk on "bad prose" but at the end of the day, it's just not your taste. Is somebody liked that dude's stories, great. Not everyone will, no matter who you are or what you write. A lot of people hated on Twilight, even Stephen King did, but at the end of the day, she outsold him ten to one, ha!
The Eye of Argon is an awful but necessarily amazing story in the history of fantasy literature that evokes what can only be described as terrible but entertaining writing. How does yours compare? What can we learn from it?
Wow, I'm really intrigued by this story. I've never heard of it before, but I love the absolute creativity and lack of critical caring. Kind of freeing. On Amazon it's rated 4.7 stars. Even if for reasons of comedy, I think that's great. I would call it fun art. It's great.

How does my writing compare? Hard to say. I don't write sloppily like that, and I'm very consistent and good at keeping continuity in my writing. However, as I write more and more, I find myself caring less and less about what readers think, and I'm enjoying what I write these years more than before. I can be pretty goofy in my writing, and at times, I even make up words based on breaking grammar or changing etymology. I do like shlock, because I'm a big fan of pulp writing.

I wouldn't say my writing is very comparable at all, however. My first novel I ever wrote is actually pretty decent. So not similar at all, but there's aspects of the freeness of the writing that I can appreciate.

I'm going to read it.
 
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