How do you make a couple break up?

[AnonUnlimited]

Depends on their habits. If they post on a forum or use social media you could hack one of their accounts and do all sorts of mean texts to their friends. If they don't use social media and stay in a cabin in the woods perhaps you can dress up like a sasquatch or something and try to scare them? I don't know..

The easy way is to find a way to create drama between them if you don't want to be involved. Instigate. Hire good looking actors with no moral compass to hit on one of them. Plant under wear for the other one to find, etc...

You'll have to be careful not to get caught, if they find out it's you then they'll be harder to break up after.

(Note: this is not from personal experience so please don't think I'm that kind of person...)

 

[Deleted member 42060]

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what do you mean by this mister god fo eldtritch a cloud of pure spite and eues joined dec 15 2021 182 messages pojnts 43

Depends on their habits. If they post on a forum or use social media you could hack one of their accounts and do all sorts of mean texts to their friends. If they don't use social media and stay in a cabin in the woods perhaps you can dress up like a sasquatch or something and try to scare them? I don't know..

The easy way is to find a way to create drama between them if you don't want to be involved. Instigate. Hire good looking actors with no moral compass to hit on one of them. Plant under wear for the other one to find, etc...

You'll have to be careful not to get caught, if they find out it's you then they'll be harder to break up after.

(Note: this is not from personal experience so please don't think I'm that kind of person...)

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[TheEldritchGod]

what do you mean by this mister god fo eldtritch a cloud of pure spite and eues joined dec 15 2021 182 messages pojnts 43

I WOULD NEVAR DELIBERATE SABATOGUE SOMEONE ELSE RELATIONSHIO FOR NO RAISIN.

(Technically, a sentence that has too many grammatical errors cannot be false nor true. It is considered a non-sequitur.)

 

[gaylolis]

play the most boring freddie mercury's remix tracks on their bedroom, causing him to raise from the grave and make love with both of them.

boom, now both of them are freddie's lovers instead of each other's.

 

[Deleted member 42060]

play the most boring freddie mercury's remix tracks on their bedroom, causing him to raise from the grave and make love with both of them.

boom, now both of them are freddie's lovers instead of each other's.

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[DarkDuck09]

Have one of them subscribe to the idea that the oxford comma is not necessary.

 

[Deleted member 57675]

You haven’t met them and their friends. But you want them to break up. What will you do to achieve that without getting caught?​

If it was a fantasy medieval/historical setting and need break a powerful couple? Politics.