How do you celebrate New year's day?
i cook menudo, jack off, drink alcohol, and yell at the neighbors throwing loud ass parties. One fucker yesterday even had the nerve to ask, "Cupcake, is it okay with you that im having a party next door?" like it wasnt already a done deal by then he would. Was he going to just cancel if i said i wasnt fine with it? Smh dumbass.
Then he asked, "Can i borrow your 9mm? You know the O'sequedas, im scared they might start trouble."
Like what the fuck? Why even have a goddamn party if you were scared people were going to start fighting or whatever? You had the money to hire a band and get these copious amounts of fireworks every year but not buy a gun? I told him to kindly fuck off. Now, do i own more guns than i have fingers and toes? Yes. But thats because im an american. These goddamn natives think "oh i dont need to buy one, i know good ol Cup has a lot, he can lend me one"
nah fucker, you dont ask a man for his guns. You want one, go get a license and buy one like the rest of us. You live in American, you damn well better act like an American.
I lent him a machete i almost never use and was planning to sell but that was it. Dude looked pale as hell. I mean, a gun is more deadly but i guess he is squeamish about blood? And that thing is SHARP. I use it to skin and prepare a deer I caught a while back. Went through like butter. I dont think i even washed it since then so it might even add poison damage.