Hit me with your best pun

[CL]

So I want to hear your best/worst pun!

This next one is bad.

Spoiler: What did the cannibal think of the clown?

That the clown had a funny taste.

 

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[Not_A_Symphony]

I'M DYING AT YOUR PUNS GUYSSSS Keep them comiiiing, I'm loving it

 

[ShrimpShady]

I met a girl in Australia who wore the same shoes as me. I felt that we were meant to be together.

She was my solemate.

 

[Nahrenne]

She was my solemate.

I don't know...that sounds a bit fishy to me.
'-'

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There once was a doctor who tried to figure out how he might naturally enhance a womans' breasts, but due to lack of funding he gave up on the project, as it was a bust.

 

[Deleted member 1244]

I saw a film about bridge builders joining iron beams together with large metal bolts.

It was riveting content.

 

[Nahrenne]

I saw a film about bridge builders joining iron beams together with large metal bolts.

It was riveting content.

Did you feel welded to your seat as you saw sparks fly between the men?
'-'

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fishy

There is a lot of hazing in the fishermen industry.

Its the only way for rookies to know their plaice.

 

[Nahrenne]

There is a lot of hazing in the fishermen industry.

Its the only way for rookies to know their plaice.

Well, they should give them a seat to perch on while they see the porpoise of the job without floundering around.
(^-^)

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[gaylolis]

My favorite:

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?

冰

just remove the left part

水

 

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[Agentt]

What did one boob say to other?

I am your breast friend?

 

[Deleted member 1244]

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favourite kind of music?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

 

[TheTrinary]

A woman was feeding her fish, but she had one koi that was rather shy.

So she named him Coy.

How about just: What do you call a shy fish?

What did the fish say when it swam head first into the concrete wall?

"Damn"

Two fish are in a tank. One of the turns to the other and says, "You shoot, I'll drive."

 

[Deleted member 1244]

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

De-brie was everywhere.

 

[gaylolis]

If I hit the tree with my palm, it will be a palm tree.

If Swedes are born in Stockholm, Sherlock Holmes would be born in Sherlockholm

Bend over, Ben Dover

Germany implies the existence of Gerfew

 

[Deleted member 1244]

Do you know what's great about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.