Here's a scenario for you.

[Ellieporter]

You are walking on the pathway leading to your house.

However, you see a big dog sitting on the middle of the road, it smiled showing its teeth once it saw you.

"Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?"

The dog proceeded to stand up, going in position. Ready to pounce once you are close enough.

 

[Terrate]

Not going to waste my chance to throw hands against a bipedal Dog.

 

[georgelee5786]

Walk around. It is really easy for me. There's like a 5 minute walk I can take to get around back. I could walk like an hour in any given direction of my house and find my way back relatively easily. Then I grab the AK and come back to see if the dog is still there.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

Optional choice: Recruit the clearly intelligent dog as my General and lead him into rallying every other canine on Earth as we take over the world.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

"Junior, you dare!?"

 

[ParticleOfSand]

"I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer."

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I call my father, @HelloHound, to help me.

 

[HelloHound]

"close as siblings we once were, now only here to shed each other's blood...Very well. I cannot approach to kill without getting close, try and keep your death from being a cowardly one"

 

[dummycake]

I smirk, putting one hand in my pocket, "I can't pet the shit out of you without getting closer."

 

[RepresentingPride]

You are walking on the pathway leading to your house.

However, you see a big dog sitting on the middle of the road, it smiled showing its teeth once it saw you.

"Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?"

The dog proceeded to stand up, going in position. Ready to pounce once you are close enough.

Trying to bit my tongue to wake up, cause that a fucking dog who talk and stand up!

 

[Corty]

Summon @HelloHound

She trained for this day all her life. Let’s get ready for rumble!

 

[CheertheSecond]

"If there is a hole..." - My friend.

 

[Ellieporter]

"If there is a hole..." - My friend.

Your friend must be a master then...

 

[GabrielTenma]

"So it's the same kind of stand as Star Platinum"​

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I must add it to my hoard.

 

[wimbledon]

Can I pet the dog?

 

[NineHeadHeavenDevouringSerpent]

I'll piss on its face and proclaim "You are now mine!"

 

[BernKatstel]

I tried standing my ground once, because I couldn’t run away. It didn’t care and ran me over like a truck. Rag dolled harder than ever into the air and played dead after hitting the ground. I got no diffed by a fucking fluffy dog

 

[Deleted member 41774]

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I try to befriend them, making them understand that I am no threat to them. Dogs are intelligent animals.