Help with joke

[ThisAdamGuy]

I'm writing the third book in the Henry Rider series, and I need help with a joke. Henry and her friends are being given a tour of a vault of potentially world-ending items and weapons. One of them is a pitcher that dispenses an infinite amount of iced tea. It's delicious, but it's caused devastating floods more than once.

I need a funny name for it. Right now I'm thinking the Pitcher of Palmseidon. Like, a mix between Arnold Palmer (golfer famous for mixing sweet tea and lemonade) and Poseidon, god of the ocean. But that feels weak.

Any ideas?

 

[JayMark]

Infinitea

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

Infinitea

Ooh, I like that!

Polls are still open if anyone else has an idea. Come on, I could use a laugh!

 

[JayMark]

I hate myself right now but I can't stop: So let's Guarantea an Infinitea of Possibiliteas.

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

I hate myself right now but I can't stop: So let's Guarantea an Infinitea of Possibiliteas.

Let's go sail the seven teas!

 

[WinterTimeCrime]

You're both tea-iresome.

 

[Frannyattack]

Teas but a scratch - you know, like tis but a scratch but with even more Briteash accent... Yeah, too dry of a joke for flood related item. But steall better then any of those related to my ex - too much wetness on a (drying) line. It would help if English was my first language, but I don't know, Ice-T Age from ice/iced age? Piteaful Pitcher? Teatanic Bartender? Briteash Super Secret Weapon OF DOOM? I would love to add something with Boston Tea Revenge, but there's not enough tea on that relation-ship

Edit
Now I think about it, why not go RCE way? Just instead Architect TEArs name it (something/someone hated by all in your world) Tears or something

One more edit
Plenteaful Pitcher/Pitcher of Plentea! IMO still worse than infinitea, but hey, I'm trying

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I'm writing the third book in the Henry Rider series, and I need help with a joke. Henry and her friends are being given a tour of a vault of potentially world-ending items and weapons. One of them is a pitcher that dispenses an infinite amount of iced tea. It's delicious, but it's caused devastating floods more than once.

I need a funny name for it. Right now I'm thinking the Pitcher of Palmseidon. Like, a mix between Arnold Palmer (golfer famous for mixing sweet tea and lemonade) and Poseidon, god of the ocean. But that feels weak.

Any ideas?

Teaspoon.

You can also try:

Pitcher of Calami-tea, for that extra 'fantasy item' sounding name.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

The Tea Nest? Or has it been so long since "The Nestea Plunge" was an ad campaign that people would miss the joke?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Why not combine your answer with the joke in this thread? Pitcher of Infinitea

 

[corruption]

Sweet Tea Sea cup