Help open my eyes!

[Legi0n]

This is do retarded. Please spend your time in a different way.

 

[kophzi]

I have lemon juice, let me spray some on your eyes. Should do the trick

 

[tiaf]

Bleach always helps.

 

[Ssthat]

skill issue, just get better

 

[RepresentingCaution]

my wuws are serkljslu so dru
(my eyes are seriously so dry)

Use condom. Put it over your face to keep the moisture in. Your eyes will naturally open once they are moist enough. Drink lots of water, too.

 

[Agentt]

Agentt, you didn't even try to make this close,

I am not trying anything, all those messages are legitimatly what I typed with my eyes closed.

 

[Aaqil]

I am not trying anything, all those messages are legitimatly what I typed with my eyes closed.

Then get better at it!

 

[J_Chemist]

skill issue x2

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I am not trying anything, all those messages are legitimatly what I typed with my eyes closed.

You need some typing lessons, darling.

I typed that with my eyes closed.

And that.

 

[Agentt]

You need some typing lessons, darling.

I typed that with my eyes closed.

And that.

Blindfold play must be amazing with you

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Blindfold play must be amazing with you

Maybe if I had more practice. I'm only good at typing because I practiced a lot.

 

[Aaqil]

Blindfold play must be amazing with you

Typing with as little looking as possible is an essential skill all typers should learn,

 

[Agentt]

Typing with as little looking as possible is an essential skill all typers should learn,

I do have that! I am just not that proficient!

 

[Aaqil]

I do have that! I am just not that proficient!

Obviously,
[Henceforth, including this message, I shall type every message in this thread with my eyes closed!]

 

[Agentt]

Obviously,
[Henceforth, including this message, I shall type every message in this thread with my eyes closed!]

howdy?

 

[Aaqil]

howdy?

Greetomgs Agemtt. O tjoml tjos os am "o". "wave"
[Darn it, my right hand was a key too right, :( ]

 

[Agentt]

Greetomgs Agemtt. O tjoml tjos os am "o". "wave"
[Darn it, my right hand was a key too right, :( ]

And you were blaming me, njb.
(Dammit, only the "huh" at the end was messed up)