Help open my eyes!

[Agentt]

I don;t know how but i accifentlu clised mh ejes shir so tigjt ghsg i can't oprn them anymitr!!

(translation: Help, I accidently closed my eyes shut so tight, I can't open them anymore!"

 

[RepresentingWrath]

 

[Agentt]

my wuws are serkljslu so dru
(my eyes are seriously so dry)

 

[Deleted member 54065]

You always have the option to scoop out your eyes.

 

[Zinless]

Your eyelids are stronger than my arms.

 

[Corty]

As the most badass rapper on the planet once said in his song:

Don't give a fuck about seeing, bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck visual perception, yo, I'd rather be blind

Don't worry about it, sight is overrated.

 

[Agentt]

You always have the option to scoop out your eyes.

who will pry opem tjese wiw ;ods?
(who will pry open these eye lids?)

Your eyelids are stronger than my arms.

that sounds hot avyia;;u
(that sounds hot actually)
(wow, i can't believe I managed to write those few starting words correctly with my eyes closed.)

As the most badass rapper on the planet once said in his song:



Don't worry about it, sight is overrated.

i have an eue fetish thl
(I have an eye fetish tho)

 

[Carefully]

Sleep.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

who will pry opem tjese wiw ;ods?
(who will pry open these eye lids?)

You can pry it yourself, just like ol' Masamune Date did with his eye.

 

[Aaqil]

 

[Agentt]

Sleep.

i will soon, i jab3 am 3sk 5ommoro2
(I will soon, I have an exam tommorow)

 

[Aaqil]

3sk

Agentt, you didn't even try to make this close,

 

[MarukiLikesMikey]

maybe try prying or pouring warm water? idk

 

[georgelee5786]

Get some spreaders. We'll force them open

 

[MarukiLikesMikey]

yuhhhh

 

[AliceShiki]

Guess you'll just have to commit sudoku. No other way around it~

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Jpegs are the best thing to send to someone who can’t see.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Have you read Viy? There was a monster in a similar situation as you. The way he resolved it was shocking...

 

[AuntieMaysLittleCousin]

I don;t know how but i accifentlu clised mh ejes shir so tigjt ghsg i can't oprn them anymitr!!

(translation: Help, I accidently closed my eyes shut so tight, I can't open them anymore!"

SOMEBODY HAND ME THE CHAINSAW, WE HAVE WORK TO DO
PD: (No, Franky, leave the painkillers there and go get me a mop... actually, make it a lot of mops, we'll need them)

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

As impossible being from adjacent realm next door, I'm surprised that some interstellar Agent like you, who already surpassing transcendent, still havr problem with opening your eye after not using them for so long.

It's not rookie mistake, but definitely not expert level mistake yet.

From experience you must have heard the use of aura, mana, qi, whatever. Even corrupted nether void negative energy will do, as long it's solid. You can use any of those energy, knead it/shape it into solid prying tool to open you eyes.

If you're lucky enough to be in Old Xian from Mountain Chisui Sect, you may try their eye opening technique with herb from Qin peak. Didn't matter what herb, even grass can do, as long it it contain trace of energy from the peak.

It's quite slow than opening it with your own power/borrowed power from ridiculous monster from demonworld. But the comfort, cool sensation, and refreshing feeling of the peak is helping. Definitely worth the cheap price.