Hello forum.scribblehub I am looking for a girlfriend

[LuoirM]

We have a dating app now?

Imma drop mine:

Handsome Bull.
Likes Pastures.
Relaxed Attitude.
Doesn't Eat Steak.
Lots of money.
All you can eat grass.
Shape shifter.
Horny.
Very Very Very Very wholesome.

Looking for a sweet loving romantically inclined cow for long walks in the pastures and soothing moos.
No smokers. No steak eaters. No calfs.

> Claims to be a bovine
> Fish profile pic, penaeidae banner

Nice try, Russian spy

 

[JayMark]

> Claims to be a bovine
> Fish profile pic, penaeidae banner

Nice try, Russian spy
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READ MY PROFILE! IM A SHAPE SHIFTER!

But you might or might not be right about the russian spy thing.

 

[LuoirM]

READ MY PROFILE! IM A SHAPE SHIFTER!

literally can't find it sorry

 

[JayMark]

literally can't find it sorry

You quoted it. I posted it here. This is the dating ap thread right?

This relationship is getting off to a bad start. ? ? ???

 

[Hoshino]

Lots of money.

Say less-nya

 

[eternalparticle]

Guys, this is getting out of hand.

But if it has come to this, then I might as well flex my beauty. Perhaps I'll find someone too.

Spoiler: Extremely hot and irresistible picture

 

[DeepWater]

This started out pretty funny. Now people just have to start copying it and making "Hello forums.scribblehub I am looking for x" type posts.

 

[LeilaniOtter]

Wanna make a soul pact that we'll see each other in the next life and we'll promise to have one dinner date to see if we'll be promising together and if not we'll make another soul pact for our next-er life until we hit it off?

*Jots that story idea down and files it away in her folder*

 

[VanVeleca]

Bruh.