Hello forum.scribblehub I am looking for a girlfriend

[Juia_Darkcrest]

Anyone seeking a "not mentally handicapped" lover on this site is probably barking way up the wrong forest, not just the wrong tree...

I'll settle for medicated then... or functional =P

 

[pangmida]

You sure?

I am in Canada,

I own my own mobile home in a nice park, free and clear.

I am always home, usually on here shit posting or writing so you know where I am.

I get a bunch of free weed from the VA so you can pretty much be 420 all the time... honestly it is too much.

and best of all, I have an adjustable bed with cooling tech for easier sleeping.

#Catchof2025

Free 420?!? I could almost forgive you for being Canadian.
(<-- is Canadian herself)

Wait... VA? As in... veteran benefits? Now now let's talk about this...
*leans against Ferrari* Hey hot stuff, how you doing?

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

Free 420?!? I could almost forgive you for being Canadian.
(<-- is Canadian herself)

Wait... VA? As in... veteran benefits? Now now let's talk about this...
*leans against Ferrari* Hey hot stuff, how you doing?

*Leans against a Ford Ranger*

Hey cutie, my other vehicle just so happens to be a Corolla.

 

[LuoirM]

Parking meter's expired, ladies.?‍

 

[SRB]

Good luck, dude.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Any princesses daring to be kidnapped please DM me.

 

[BearlyAlive]

I've seen weirder shit today, but I currently have diarrhea, so...

Did I miss two whole generations of "dating cycles" hermiting my time away, or is this not how it normally works?

 

[ShrimpShady]

Study the Chris Chan Love Quest

 

[tiaf]

Well, they shot their shot. Let's see how it pans out.

Hit the limbo.

 

[CinnaSloth]

Anyone seeking a "not mentally handicapped" lover on this site is probably barking way up the wrong forest, not just the wrong tree...

WHAT? People don't think mentally handicapped is sexy anymore? Are you saying I have no chance here?! I already thought my requirements were way too freakin high. "Gay + Woman"? Damn.. I'm way too needy.. I'll be awone foweva uwu
xD lol

 

[Bartun]

Well-meaning dino looking for a human GF. My grandma said I'm handsome. Must be pretty and fun. Picture of me attached.

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

Well-meaning dino looking for a human GF. My grandma said I'm handsome. Must be pretty and fun. Picture of me attached.

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that was with the filter. This is what he actually looks like;

 

[Our_Lady_in_Twilight]

Heck with eyes like that, I'll swipe :)

 

[Alski]

WHAT? People don't think mentally handicapped is sexy anymore? Are you saying I have no chance here?! I already thought my requirements were way too freakin high. "Gay + Woman"? Damn.. I'm way too needy.. I'll be awone foweva uwu
xD lol

@Empress_Omnii you have a chance.

 

[Empress_Omnii]

@Empress_Omnii you have a chance.

...should I be insulted that I was the first to come to mind when thinking of single lesbians?

 

[Alski]

...should I be insulted that I was the first to come to mind when thinking of single lesbians?

Na, its just those words under your name that make it memorable.

 

[Azhurie_Mythephan]

I think I've had enough of relationships for one life...

 

[LeilaniOtter]

I think I've had enough of relationships for one life...

Ditto. I'll try again in the next one.

 

[LuoirM]

I think I've had enough of relationships for one life...

Wanna make a soul pact that we'll see each other in the next life and we'll promise to have one dinner date to see if we'll be promising together and if not we'll make another soul pact for our next-er life until we hit it off?

 

[JayMark]

We have a dating app now?

Imma drop mine:

Handsome Bull.
Likes Pastures.
Relaxed Attitude.
Doesn't Eat Steak.
Lots of money.
All you can eat grass.
Shape shifter.
Horny.
Very Very Very Very wholesome.

Looking for a sweet loving romantically inclined cow for long walks in the pastures and soothing moos.
No smokers. No steak eaters. No calfs.