Have you published your book(s)?

[RootBeerBert]

I was thinking over some stuff about novels and was wondering if anyone ever wrote a book here and published it. If so, how did it happen?

 

[KiraMinoru]

I was thinking over some stuff about novels and was wondering if anyone ever wrote a book here and published it. If so, how did it happen?

If you mean self published on Amazon then I’m sure there are a bunch of people who have. Hell, I’ve self published like 20. If you mean traditionally published, then the number on SH would maybe be a handful of people to almost no one.

 

[atgongumerki]

Hell no. I don't even publish most of what I write to SH

 

[RepresentingCaution]

*swings keys around her little finger* What are you all staring at?

 

[Ai-chan]

I was thinking over some stuff about novels and was wondering if anyone ever wrote a book here and published it. If so, how did it happen?

Yes, Ai-chan has traditionally published two lesbian romance books.

Ai-chan has also self-published Felicia's Second Life, the book you see in the signature.

 

[0niknight0]

Yes, Ai-chan has traditionally published two lesbian romance books.

Ai-chan has also self-published Felicia's Second Life, the book you see in the signature.

How much difference both versions have

 

[Zirrboy]

*swings keys around her little finger* What are you all staring at?

Not the keys, that's for sure

Also, don't you usually follow up everything work related with "no pitches"?
Or are we feeling tease-y today?

 

[SerikoLee]

It costs 300 U.S to publish a book in my homeland so getting a publisher on my side is a better option.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

*swings keys around her little finger* What are you all staring at?

Your boobies. Is that what you wanted to hear? That we're staring at your massive fucking titties? Your super stuffed up milkies? At you gigantic honger donger binky boinkies? At your fucking fabric-stretching, wind-flapping, gravity-welling sex gnomes?

 

[ASHARA]

Your boobies. Is that what you wanted to hear? That we're staring at your massive fucking titties? Your super stuffed up milkies? At you gigantic honger donger binky boinkies? At your fucking fabric-stretching, wind-flapping, gravity-welling sex gnomes?

How did this conversation devolve into this?

 

[atgongumerki]

How did this conversation devolve into this?

cupcake entered, that is how

 

[Representing_Tromba]

How did this conversation devolve into this?

It's common here. Just wait for @BenJepheneT to show up. @CupcakeNinja is only the warning signal.

 

[BenJepheneT]

*swings keys around her little finger* What are you all staring at?

I really, uh, don't know what you're talking about.

S-Staring?

I'm not staring at anything? What do you mean? Stare? Is that like Spanish? Or Greek?

I've got absolutely no clue what you're talking about, woman. I'm just saying that's a lovely bunch of coconu- I mean, honke- I mean, milk- I mean, boobie- I mean, tiddie- I mean, juicy- I mean, keys you got there.

Yeah, keys.

Totally, I've been looking at those giant bunch of melons- I mean, keys you got there.

Yeah, just keep holding those keys there, I've never seen them before.

Yeah, I really like those... uh... keys. Those really heavy, symmetrical, bountiful, jingling, glistening KEYS you have have in your... uh... hands.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

It's common here. Just wait for @BenJepheneT to show up. @CupcakeNinja is only the warning signal.

i am the harbinger of chaos. That which signals the coming of turmoil. Do not fear me, mortals. Fear those who follow in my wake...

I really, uh, don't know what you're talking about.

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S-Staring?

I'm not staring at anything? What do you mean? Stare? Is that like Spanish? Or Greek?

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I've got absolutely no clue what you're talking about, woman. I'm just saying that's a lovely bunch of coconu- I mean, honke- I mean, milk- I mean, boobie- I mean, tiddie- I mean, juicy- I mean, keys you got there.

Yeah, keys.

Totally, I've been looking at those giant bunch of melons- I mean, keys you got there.

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Yeah, just keep holding those keys there, I've never seen them before.

Yeah, I really like those... uh... keys. Those really heavy, symmetrical, bountiful, jingling, glistening KEYS you have have in your... uh... hands.

see, like this guy. Everywhere I go, this fucker always shows up. Well, trolls attract trolls, I suppose. This guy's a good one. He's young, passionate about his craft. See how much effort he put in? I cant do that anymore.

 

[BenJepheneT]

see, like this guy. Everywhere I go, this fucker always shows up. Well, trolls attract trolls, I suppose. This guy's a good one. He's young, passionate about his craft. See how much effort he put in? I cant do that anymore.

It's time to retire, gramps. You ain't the best in the business no more. You baits aren't getting caught as much as your age. Your time is up, cause-

 

[atgongumerki]

It's time to retire, gramps. You ain't the best in the business no more. You baits aren't getting caught as much as your age. Your time is up, cause-

what a failure ... posting the picture without the actual slogan

ok, let me help you out *clears throat* "the future is now, you old fucking cunt ... fuck I meant to say man, old fucking man ... yeah that sounds about right"

 

[InceTagn]

Publishing is not among my perspective for now.
I do not plan on publishing locally anyway.
In my country k-mer, the market for books is not the best. The best selling author in my country sold less than 100books during a years.

Also locally, people are not fan of fantasy, horror, litrpg, or the kind of story that I write.

 

[BenJepheneT]

what a failure ... posting the picture without the actual slogan

if you can't finish the quote without the subtitles, consider yourself uninitiated and fake and gay

 

[CupcakeNinja]

what a failure ... posting the picture without the actual slogan

ok, let me help you out *clears throat* "the future is now, you old fucking cunt ... fuck I meant to say man, old fucking man ... yeah that sounds about right"

If you need the caption, you dont understand the meme.
Weakness disgusts me.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Not the keys, that's for sure

Also, don't you usually follow up everything work related with "no pitches"?
Or are we feeling tease-y today?

You know me ?

How did this conversation devolve into this?

Carefully