Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azerbaijan

[Carpio]

I made a joke about this (because Azkaban and Azerbaijan sound somewhat similar) to a friend and saw an actual Reddit post about it. SO I came to a place where authors are and Harry Potter fanfics are popular to ask if someone is interested.

 

[SilvCrimBlac]

I made a joke about this (because Azkaban and Azerbaijan sound somewhat similar) to a friend and saw an actual Reddit post about it. SO I came to a place where authors are and Harry Potter fanfics are popular to ask if someone is interested.

Is it like a short story or something? Or a full on fanfic? Or just a random jokey reddit thread?

 

[Irl_Rat]

this (because Azkaban and Azerbaijan sound somewhat similar) to a friend and saw an actual Reddit post about it. SO I came to a place where authors are and Harry Potter fanfics are popular

The real question is whether magic is halal or not.

 

[CarburetorThompson]

Knowing these forums this seems likes a powder keg of some sort

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Harry Potter is an Armenian soldier now?

 

[SilvCrimBlac]

The real question is whether magic is halal or not.

Loool. I was caught off guard by this

 

[T.K._Paradox]

The real question is whether magic is halal or not.

Hold on I'll go ask a Imam.

 

[SilvCrimBlac]

Harry Potter is an Armenian soldier now?

Lol. Can't it be Georgian instead?

 

[T.K._Paradox]

@longer I am sorry to say magic is not halal.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Lol. Can't it be Georgian instead?

Nah. I think Azerbaijanis don't have any grudges with the Georgians...yet.

Last time Armenia and Azerbaijan went to war over Nagorno-Karabakh. I think Harry Potter is one of the mercenaries fighting on the Armenian side.

 

[SilvCrimBlac]

Nah. I think Azerbaijanis don't have any grudges with the Georgians...yet.

Last time Armenia and Azerbaijan went to war over Nagorno-Karabakh. I think Harry Potter is one of the mercenaries fighting on the Armenian side.

See, THIS is the kinda fanfic I would be willing to read.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Harry Potter is an Armenian soldier now?

Voldemort aint got nothing on an Ak-47

The real question is whether magic is halal or not.

its haram as fuck, dude

 

[TheHelpfulFawn]

I made a joke about this (because Azkaban and Azerbaijan sound somewhat similar) to a friend and saw an actual Reddit post about it. SO I came to a place where authors are and Harry Potter fanfics are popular to ask if someone is interested.

Like Harry Potter has to take care of a POW?

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Voldemort aint got nothing on an Ak-47

Always work, more than Avada f*cking Kedavra

 

[SilvCrimBlac]

Nah. I think Azerbaijanis don't have any grudges with the Georgians...yet.

Wow. Georgians on reddit seem to hate everyone around them except maybe the Armenians. For gods sake, never mention Turkey, Ossetians, or Abkhazia to them. It just makes them mad. Some of the best trolling is reddit threads for the Caucasus region XDDD

 

[Deleted member 54065]

We can also do a "Harry Potter and the Order of St. George", where Harry goes on to fight as a part of Wagner Group (that Russian merc group).

Or "Harry Potter and the Half-Georgian Prince", because why not?

 

[SilvCrimBlac]

We can also do a "Harry Potter and the Order of St. George", where Harry goes on to fight as a part of Wagner Group (that Russian merc group).

Or "Harry Potter and the Half-Georgian Prince", because why not?

Wow, if I could get horny for amazing fiction ideas....you'd probably be pregnant

 

[Irl_Rat]

@longer I am sorry to say magic is not halal.

Found out that Korean super spicy noodles are halal though. So that's a plus.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Sounds kinda like Alcatraz, too.