Guys the mods are asleep

LitrpgBird

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If you can sleep 8 hours and moderate for 16, how do you maximize the moderation made?

You are a moderator for the Scribblehub forums. You see a post that reads: "Guys the mods are asleep". It instructs you to maximize your moderation time. Now pretending to be a moderator, you scroll through the forums. Now, you are a moderator for the Scribblehub forums. You see a post that reads: "Guys the mods are asleep". It instructs you to maximize your moderation time. Now pretending to be a moderator, you scroll through the forums. Now, you are a moderator for the Scribblehub forums. You see a post that reads: "Guys the mods are asleep". It instructs you to maximize your moderation time. Now pretending to be a moderator, you scroll through the forums.
(come up with other things like this)
 

RepresentingCaution

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You are a mother of a 30-month-old child. You hear it say, "Drinky milk." It instructs you to lie down and take out your bobs. Now pretending to be a mother, you realize you are thirsty and would like a glass of water to replenish your body. Now, you are a mother of a 30-month-old child. You hear it say, "Drinky milk." It instructs you to lie down and take out your bobs. Now pretending to be a mother, you realize you are thirsty and would like a glass of water to replenish your body. Now, you are a mother of a 30-month-old child. You hear it say, "Drinky milk." It instructs you to lie down and take out your bobs. Now pretending to be a mother, you realize you are thirsty and would like a glass of water to replenish your body.
 

Corty

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Just sleep-moderate. It's the same as sleep-walking but using the ban hammer has an increased chance in this state.
 

georgelee5786

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Tony never rests, he never sleeps, he is always here
 

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Once upon a time, I was told to tell the most repetitive story that had ever been told, so I told the tale of of a time when I was told to tell the most repetitive story that had ever been told, they were like, "tell us the most repetitive story that had ever been told", so I told the tale of of a time when I was told to tell the most repetitive story that had ever been told, and they were like, "tell us the most repetitive story that had ever been told", so I told the tale of of a time when I was told to tell the most repetitive story that had ever been told, and they were like, "tell us the most repetitive story that had ever been told", so I told the tale of of a time when I was told to tell the most repetitive story that had ever been told, and they were like, "tell us the most repetitive story that had ever been told", so I told the tale of of a time when I was told to tell the most repetitive story that had ever been told, and they were like, "tell us the most repetitive story that had ever been told", so I told the tale of of a time when I was told to tell the most repetitive story that had ever been told, and they were like, "no thank you, you can stop now, we're good" and "honestly, I'm not sure why we asked for that in the first place."
 

Lodur

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They don't have Gregtech, so no point bothering
I bet, Thaumcraft would be better here. Though zombie brains are disgusting and I always hated to eat them. Still, some creatures will be not so averted to do it, I think.
 

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy.
 

TASTYLEADPAINT

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You are a mother of a 30-month-old child. You hear it say, "Drinky milk." It instructs you to lie down and take out your bobs. Now pretending to be a mother, you realize you are thirsty and would like a glass of water to replenish your body. Now, you are a mother of a 30-month-old child. You hear it say, "Drinky milk." It instructs you to lie down and take out your bobs. Now pretending to be a mother, you realize you are thirsty and would like a glass of water to replenish your body. Now, you are a mother of a 30-month-old child. You hear it say, "Drinky milk." It instructs you to lie down and take out your bobs. Now pretending to be a mother, you realize you are thirsty and would like a glass of water to replenish your body.
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BOBS.....
 

Lodur

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Once upon a time, I was told to tell the most repetitive story that had ever been told

Two prisoners in a jale for heavy crimes are staying first day in one cell. First one (F) asks: “How are you end up here?” Second one (S) answers: “I robbed a bank. And you?” (F) “It’s a long story… I’m afraid, you will not manage to the end.” (S) “Try me. We have plenty of time here.” (F) “All right. Imagine: I’m riding bus to home from work. At the next stop, an old lady enters and seats across from me. She opens her satchel, takes out the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the reticule, takes out the wallet, and closes the reticule. Opens the satchel, puts down the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the wallet, takes out a banknote, and closes the wallet. Opens the satchel, takes out the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the reticule, puts down the wallet, and closes the reticule. Opens the satchel, puts down the reticule, and closes the satchel. And asks me: “Would you be so kind to pass the banknote to the driver?” So, I’m handing over that banknote. Some time later the driver shouts: “I’m in short of change, so, I’m passing a ticket now, and shall pass the change later.” I’m receiving the ticket and handing it over to the lady. She takes the ticket, opens her satchel, takes out the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the reticule, takes out the wallet, and closes the reticule. Opens the satchel, puts down the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the wallet, puts down the ticket, and closes the wallet. Opens the satchel, takes out the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the reticule, puts down the wallet, and closes the reticule. Opens the satchel, puts down the reticule, and closes the satchel. A couple of stops later the driver shouts: “I’m passing the change now.” So, I’m receiving the change and handing it over to the lady. She takes the change, opens the satchel, takes out the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the reticule, takes out the wallet, and closes the reticule. Opens the satchel, puts down the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the wallet, puts down the change, and closes the wallet. Opens the satchel, takes out the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the reticule, puts down the wallet, and closes the reticule. Opens the satchel, puts down the reticule, and closes the satchel.” (S) “Is that all?” (F) “No. At the next stop a ticket inspector enters the bus. He comes to us and asks to show our tickets. I show my ticket. The lady opens her satchel, takes out the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the reticule, takes out the wallet, and closes the reticule. Opens the satchel, puts down the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the wallet, takes out the ticket, and closes the wallet. Opens the satchel, takes out the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the reticule, puts down the wallet, and closes the reticule. Opens the satchel, puts down the reticule, and closes the satchel. And gives the ticket to the ticket inspector.” (S) “Is that all?” (F) “NO. The ticket inspector examines the ticket and says: “Excuse me, it’s a wrong ticket”. So, the old lady opens the satchel, takes out the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the reticule, takes out the wallet, and closes the reticule. Opens the satchel, puts down the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the wallet, takes out another ticket, and closes the wallet. Opens the satchel, takes out the reticule, and closes the satchel. Opens the reticule, puts down the wallet, and closes the reticule…” (S, interrupting) “You know, I would kill her!” (F) “That’s precisely what I did.”
 
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TheEldritchGod

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If you can sleep 8 hours and moderate for 16, how do you maximize the moderation made?
I am a cloud of spite and EYES. I never sleep. Yes, with the power of insomnia, I do suffer wisdom drain as I slowly go insane, but remember, the more crazy you are, the more power you have as you become immune to both argument and logic. If I was your mod, the forums would become perfect.
IMMEDIATELY.
IF EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT IS GOOD FOR THEM.
Wait... when did my avatar start blinking? Why is it staring at me? Do you think you can win a staring contest with ME?
Oh... we shall see... WE SHALL SEE.
 
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