Grocery Store Game

[RepresentingCaution]

I want a hooker!

Here are 6!

 

[Agentt]

Here are 6!

I want a single player table tennis game

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I want a single player table tennis game

Here is a tennis ball my dog chewed on.

 

[Agentt]

Here is a tennis ball my dog chewed on.

._.)
I want you

 

[RepresentingCaution]

._.)
I want you

Here is a tent you can use to self-isolate in my back yard for 21 days.

 

[Agentt]

Here is a tent you can use to self-isolate in my back yard for 21 days.

Your every reply fills me with ever so increasing sadness and disappointment.


So, if I want a glass of water, I should ask for something a bit more pompous.

I want a drink

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Your every reply fills me with ever so increasing sadness and disappointment.


So, if I want a glass of water, I should ask for something a bit more pompous.

I want a drink

There's a martini with five olives waiting for you on the porch.

 

[Agentt]

There's a martini with five olives waiting for you on the porch.

.....i don't drink alcohol...
Mischievous

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Get me some instant ramen, please!

 

[Deeprotsorcerer]

Get me some instant ramen, please!

Here. You'll have to prep it yourself, though.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I need two lemons.

 

[Agentt]

I need two lemons.

Gives you two pills for erectile dysfunction

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Please grab me some coffee filters.

 

[Deleted member 57675]

Please grab me some coffee filters.

Heres an air ventilator filter.

 

[Agentt]

Ala, could you buy some rubber ducks for me?

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Ala, could you buy some rubber ducks for me?

Did someone say rubber dicks? They don't tend to use rubber so much as silicone these days, so here are some silicone dicks.

 

[Agentt]

Did someone say rubber dicks? They don't tend to use rubber so much as silicone these days, so here are some silicone dicks.

....atleast give me silicone boobs then!

 

[RepresentingCaution]

....atleast give me silicone boobs then!

I picked some up on eBay for you.

 

[Agentt]

I picked some up on eBay for you.

Oh....thank you

 

[Agentt]

I suppose the joke is that they are used? But, well,
*snuggles with fake boobies*