Gold Bank

[sleepandeatallday]

As an owner of the Hospital even I need a trustable bank to keep all my yellow metal...






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Hope you can handle the Diamond too
And also the Queen's crown

Worry not! We will keep it all safe!

 

[sleepandeatallday]

You talking about monsa Musa? The guy who went to Egypt and gave so much gold away that he essentially crashed the economy?

Yep. I was referring to that king. I heard he kept donating gold so much that it's value was brought down.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

There's no way I would trust a corrupt lawyer to run a bank. I'll keep the gold I made in the court thread in a different bank.

Corrupt lawyer! Excuse me! I'm not a corrupt lawyer! Yes, I might be money blind and partial to money but that does not make me corrupt! Can't a lawyer have hobbies for collecting money!!!?

And our bank has 100% satisfaction rates (for me)!!! Totally trustable!

 

[Arkus86]

You are arguing with the threat of a knight coming to kill the dragon and steal his gold, but I believe a single knight is not a problem to deal with for a prepared dragon worth his scales. What I would worry about more, is your bank developing pests. The kind that digs under mountains and is attracted to treasure like a tentacle monster to Japanese schoolgirls.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

You are arguing with the threat of a knight coming to kill the dragon and steal his gold, but I believe a single knight is not a problem to deal with for a prepared dragon worth his scales. What I would worry about more, is your bank developing pests. The kind that digs under mountains and is attracted to treasure like a tentacle monster to Japanese schoolgirls.

The only such pests that I thinknare attracted to those things are a sub species of homo sapiens categorized as perverts.

Worry not, our bank has a special task force deployed to deal with such pests

 

[Arkus86]

The only such pests that I thinknare attracted to those things are a sub species of homo sapiens categorized as perverts.

Worry not, our bank has a special task force deployed to deal with such pests

I do no think there is a direct correlation between dwarfism and perversion, but nevertheless I am happy to hear you are prepared for those pests. I just hope you are not underestimating them, as they are known to be very industrious and obstinate, and fierce fighters as well.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I do no think there is a direct correlation between dwarfism and perversion

The only reason they choose to be short is because they could sniff and reach for other people's asses easily and you you think that they are not perverted?

 

[Arkus86]

The only reason they choose to be short is because they could sniff and reach for other people's asses easily and you you think that they are not perverted?

That is the first I hear of that, but it makes sense, and matches their reputed relation with donkeys. I rescind my point.