Gold Bank

[sleepandeatallday]

Ahem! @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian this is for you!

1) Gold= trouble
What if one day a knight decides to slay you for your hoard? Is your life more important than some shiny coins!!?

2) Investment
Gold grows when it is invested! Why fight wars for gold when you can invest it and let it grow on it's own!

Therefore we bring forth S.Eatallday bank specially catered to dragons and other such esteemed customers! Guaranteed to bring you 100% satisfaction! We will hide your gold so deep that not even you can ever find it back! Trust us with your gold! We will keep your gold very safe and hidden!

How does this work?
At S.Eatallday Bank, we guarantee that the gold once hidden will never be found. We installed an anti thief system in which we will steal reduce the probability of your gold being stolen by a thief by being a thief ourselves!
For more details, contact @sleepandeatallday






for asking to return back your gold, sorry, @sleepandeatallday is out of town, try again later

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Ahem! @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian this is for you!

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1) Gold= trouble
What if one day a knight decides to slay you for your hoard? Is your life more important than some shiny coins!!?

2) Investment
Gold grows when it is invested! Why fight wars for gold when you can invest it and let it grow on it's own!

Therefore we bring forth S.Eatallday bank specially catered to dragons and other such esteemed customers! Guaranteed to bring you 100% satisfaction! We will hide your gold so deep that not even you can ever find it back! Trust us with your gold! We will keep your gold very safe and hidden!

How does this work?
At S.Eatallday Bank, we guarantee that the gold once hidden will never be found. We installed an anti thief system in which we will steal reduce the probability of your gold being stolen by a thief by being a thief ourselves!
For more details, contact @sleepandeatallday






for asking to return back your gold, sorry, @sleepandeatallday is out of town, try again later

I trust my hoardlings.
You wouldn't waste it on frivolous things, no of course not. Spending money on you is always an investment well done.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

(I made a whole ppt about it.... but I can't seem to attach it... I even put a handsome knight on a horse on it's way to slay a dragon there)

 

[sleepandeatallday]

I trust my hoardlings.
You wouldn't waste it on frivolous things, no of course not. Spending money on you is always an investment well done.

*nods* we will keep your gold very safe! Absolutely! 100% satisfaction rates (for me) guaranteed

 

[DionysusWriter]

They need to offer promissory notes that represent that gold so people can pay for things if they need to without touching the gold that is SAFE in the vault.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

here are the other slides for the ppt I made. I had to attach them separately I guess...

thus I conclude! Give us your gold for safekeeping! We are very trustworthy! Totally not a scam! :3

 

[Alski]

*Yoink.*

 

[sleepandeatallday]

*Yoink.*

Unfortunately, there is no gold to steal. It's hidden forever! I already spent it all.

 

[Alski]

Unfortunately, there is no gold to steal. It's hidden forever! I already spent it all.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Don't spend it all in one place.​

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Spoiler: Investment

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Ahem! @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian this is for you!

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1) Gold= trouble
What if one day a knight decides to slay you for your hoard? Is your life more important than some shiny coins!!?

2) Investment
Gold grows when it is invested! Why fight wars for gold when you can invest it and let it grow on it's own!

Therefore we bring forth S.Eatallday bank specially catered to dragons and other such esteemed customers! Guaranteed to bring you 100% satisfaction! We will hide your gold so deep that not even you can ever find it back! Trust us with your gold! We will keep your gold very safe and hidden!

How does this work?
At S.Eatallday Bank, we guarantee that the gold once hidden will never be found. We installed an anti thief system in which we will steal reduce the probability of your gold being stolen by a thief by being a thief ourselves!
For more details, contact @sleepandeatallday






for asking to return back your gold, sorry, @sleepandeatallday is out of town, try again later

Meow~ meow~ meow~.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Don't spend it all in one place.​

too much gold! Even if I do want to spend it... there is no place to spend it.
I think I can cause an economic crisis if I ever spend so much gold at a time! (like that one king that donated so much gold that it caused an economic crisis that took 12 years to repair)

 

[Anonjohn20]

There's no way I would trust a corrupt lawyer to run a bank. I'll keep the gold I made in the court thread in a different bank.

 

[A-Random-Writer]

too much gold! Even if I do want to spend it... there is no place to spend it.
I think I can cause an economic crisis if I ever spend so much gold at a time! (like that one king that donated so much gold that it caused an economic crisis that took 12 years to repair)

You talking about monsa Musa? The guy who went to Egypt and gave so much gold away that he essentially crashed the economy?

 

[Piisfun]

Why would any dragon hoard useless yellow metal? That's human behavior, far below such noble creatures as us.
Besides, we can just magick some into existence if we ever did need it... to crash the human economy.

Now where was that spell for creating a 75-ton gold ingot again? I think I shall graciously leave it on the doorstep of a human king while kidnapping a few maids (and also the head cook). Princesses? Worse than useless.

 

[JayMark]

I can make gold drip from my body.

 

[Mellohwa]

Can non dragon invest?

 

[Playerkartik]

As an owner of the Hospital even I need a trustable bank to keep all my yellow metal...






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Hope you can handle the Diamond too
And also the Queen's crown

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Can non dragon invest?

Ofcourse!