Gold Bank

Will you trust S.Eatallday Bank?

  • yes, this seems so trustable

    Votes: 4 26.7%
  • I already invested my gold here

    Votes: 4 26.7%
  • I'm on my way to invest gold here

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • *meow meow meow*

    Votes: 5 33.3%
  • potato.

    Votes: 7 46.7%

  • Total voters
    15

sleepandeatallday

Well-known member
Joined
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Ahem! @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian this is for you!

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1) Gold= trouble
What if one day a knight decides to slay you for your hoard? Is your life more important than some shiny coins!!?

2) Investment
Gold grows when it is invested! Why fight wars for gold when you can invest it and let it grow on it's own!

Therefore we bring forth S.Eatallday bank specially catered to dragons and other such esteemed customers! Guaranteed to bring you 100% satisfaction! We will hide your gold so deep that not even you can ever find it back! Trust us with your gold! We will keep your gold very safe and hidden!

How does this work?
At S.Eatallday Bank, we guarantee that the gold once hidden will never be found. We installed an anti thief system in which we will
steal reduce the probability of your gold being stolen by a thief by being a thief ourselves!
For more details, contact @sleepandeatallday






for asking to return back your gold, sorry, @sleepandeatallday is out of town, try again later
 

Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

πŸ‰Religious zealot exhorting Dragons for JesusπŸ‰
Joined
Aug 23, 2022
Messages
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Ahem! @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian this is for you!

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1) Gold= trouble
What if one day a knight decides to slay you for your hoard? Is your life more important than some shiny coins!!?

2) Investment
Gold grows when it is invested! Why fight wars for gold when you can invest it and let it grow on it's own!

Therefore we bring forth S.Eatallday bank specially catered to dragons and other such esteemed customers! Guaranteed to bring you 100% satisfaction! We will hide your gold so deep that not even you can ever find it back! Trust us with your gold! We will keep your gold very safe and hidden!

How does this work?
At S.Eatallday Bank, we guarantee that the gold once hidden will never be found. We installed an anti thief system in which we will
steal reduce the probability of your gold being stolen by a thief by being a thief ourselves!
For more details, contact @sleepandeatallday






for asking to return back your gold, sorry, @sleepandeatallday is out of town, try again later
I trust my hoardlings.
You wouldn't waste it on frivolous things, no of course not. Spending money on you is always an investment well done.
 

Assurbanipal_II

Nyampress of the Four Corners of the World
Joined
Jul 27, 2019
Messages
2,692
Points
153
Ahem! @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian this is for you!

View attachment 46983


1) Gold= trouble
What if one day a knight decides to slay you for your hoard? Is your life more important than some shiny coins!!?

2) Investment
Gold grows when it is invested! Why fight wars for gold when you can invest it and let it grow on it's own!

Therefore we bring forth S.Eatallday bank specially catered to dragons and other such esteemed customers! Guaranteed to bring you 100% satisfaction! We will hide your gold so deep that not even you can ever find it back! Trust us with your gold! We will keep your gold very safe and hidden!

How does this work?
At S.Eatallday Bank, we guarantee that the gold once hidden will never be found. We installed an anti thief system in which we will
steal reduce the probability of your gold being stolen by a thief by being a thief ourselves!
For more details, contact @sleepandeatallday






for asking to return back your gold, sorry, @sleepandeatallday is out of town, try again later
:meowsip: Meow~ meow~ meow~.
 

Anonjohn20

Pen holding member
Joined
Mar 22, 2023
Messages
1,731
Points
153
There's no way I would trust a corrupt lawyer to run a bank. I'll keep the gold I made in the court thread in a different bank.
 

A-Random-Writer

Just a random guy with story to tell
Joined
Jan 5, 2026
Messages
96
Points
33
too much gold! Even if I do want to spend it... there is no place to spend it.
I think I can cause an economic crisis if I ever spend so much gold at a time! (like that one king that donated so much gold that it caused an economic crisis that took 12 years to repair)
You talking about monsa Musa? The guy who went to Egypt and gave so much gold away that he essentially crashed the economy?
 

Piisfun

Playful Spacetime Dragon
Joined
Jun 2, 2020
Messages
467
Points
133
Why would any dragon hoard useless yellow metal? That's human behavior, far below such noble creatures as us.
Besides, we can just magick some into existence if we ever did need it... to crash the human economy.

Now where was that spell for creating a 75-ton gold ingot again? I think I shall graciously leave it on the doorstep of a human king while kidnapping a few maids (and also the head cook). Princesses? Worse than useless.
 
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