You ask the gif out on a date. Now you have a gifriend. Then you just ask your gifriend to comment on things.
Why do we drive on parkways, but park in driveways?
Why is Food Good?
How can I live my life, if I touch a live wire?
Did you Cough on my Dough?
Have you Heard about my Beard?
Why do vegans find Meat to be a Great Threat?
Did you know my Mother was a Moth and made Broth for Both me and my Brother?
Don't make me Choose a Goose.
I Work with Cork.
I give you my Word and Swear on my Sword of Hair that I'll stop now.